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On the Condom dispenser in a Minneapolis bar:
Tarp yer Load!!!
Last edited by Kaiser Norton; 01/25/21.
The Kaiser- "If it ain't broke, I can fix that!"
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I reserve the right to encourage self gratification.
There is no retreat but in submission and slavery!
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Up river on the Missouri in a lumber yard bathroom. "Please flush, Lexington needs the water."
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill.
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In the restroom at Base Operations over the urinal.. "Pilots with short stacks and low manifold pressure please taxi closer".
Probably not one of today's young flyers would have any idea what that meant.
Flying the C7A Caribou in Vietnam, we would frequently have a reporter from the Stars and Stripes, young Army E-5 IIRC, hitch a ride with us and tour around the country looking for stories. At that time, outhouse poetry and commentary had risen to towering heights, there were some really great lines there inscribed by some brilliant authors. This reporter would go into the outhouses along the route while we were loading or refueling or whatever, he copied down everything he found. Said when he got back to the World he was going to write a book with that stuff. Have always wondered if he made it back ok.
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Pity the man who's love of poetry is aroused by the smell of shiet.
Dale
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Dyslexics UNTIE!
Please don't do cocaine in our FUGGING bathroom!
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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"Our aim is to keep this restroom clean. Your aim will help."
We aim to please. You aim too please.
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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In a restaurant, Unrestrained children will be given chocolate and a puppy.
mike r
Don't wish it were easier Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that. Craig Douglas ECQC
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Those with short bats, Please step closer to the plate.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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This one in the bathroom stall of a BC cafe:
Here I sit My ass hole hurtin Cause I just $hit Another Albertan.
I guess there’s a little bit of provincial rivalry, eh?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Over a urinal south of Peekskill, NY. "Pee fast boys, our crabs swim upstream"
NRA Member - Life, Benefactor, Patron
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Here I sit all broken hearted Tried to schitt but only farted A little while later I took a chance Tried to fart and schitt my pants.
Just because you're offended doesn't mean your right.
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“In case of fire, leave building BEFORE tweeting about it.”
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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A lot of Indians on welfare in Alberta, Canada. Years ago he saw a sign in a bar “Last thing Jesus told the Indians before he left was don’t do anything till I get back.” Same sign applies to a lot of groups.
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For your safety, please keep your arms and legs inside the outhouse at all times
Sit back and enjoy the ride
Always drink upstream from the herd...cowdoc...
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Place called the Road Kill cafe. They had good ones all over the place can't remember a one.. But the bartender, she drew cleavage on top of my pint instead of a clover.
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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Seen on scrawled on a strip club bathroom wall, "I fucked your mother". Below it someone else wrote, "Go home dad, you're drunk."
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Ici tombent en ruine....les merveilles de la cuisine.
Carry what you’re willing to fight with - Mackay Sagebrush
Perfect is the enemy of good enough
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Hamburgers $5; Liver and Onions $250
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Here's another: "I started out with nothin--I still have most of it."
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