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ITS A SIGN OF COGNITIVE IMPAIRMENT!!! OH GREAT GRAND ILLUMINATI TRY THE KEY LABELED CAPS LOCK. USE A 9MM FOR BEST EFFECT!!!!
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PERHAPS GET A NEW KEYBOARD???
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Choices:
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Restart.
Disconnect keyboard from usb or input jack. Reconnect.
Replace keyboard.
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Get a pair of glasses because you just typed in lower case......................
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Give that keyboard the standard 12 pill dose of 9mm. It won't break anything but it might jar your caps lock loose. Alternatively, you could hit it a couple of times with a fly swatter for the same effect and save 20 bucks worth of ammo.
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Beware. All-caps makes you look and sound like an unhinged dipschit.
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Dunk your keyboard in bleach.
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I JUST SHOT MY KEYBOARD WITH A 9MM+P, BUT IT JUST HARMLESSLY BOUNCED OFF. GOTTA GO GET THE 10MM AND TRY AGAIN. I WISH THEY MADE AN 11MM.
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I JUST SHOT MY KEYBOARD WITH A 9MM+P, BUT IT JUST HARMLESSLY BOUNCED OFF. GOTTA GO GET THE 10MM AND TRY AGAIN. I WISH THEY MADE AN 11MM. 45 = 11.4554 mm
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I JUST SHOT MY KEYBOARD WITH A 9MM+P, BUT IT JUST HARMLESSLY BOUNCED OFF. GOTTA GO GET THE 10MM AND TRY AGAIN. I WISH THEY MADE AN 11MM. 45 = 11.4554 mm It was a joke, thinking that 0.429" is 10.9mm.
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Thanks. Note that my all-caps wasn't on in the original post---aside from the thread title. Another bad attempt at humor.
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Re: Any Technical Advice?
NO BUT FIND THE ONE WHOSE SECRET HANDLE IS “ANTONE” FOR HE HAS BEEN TAKEN UNDER A GREAT AND MAGNIFICENT WANG AND HAS BEEN SHOWERED PROFOUNDLY WITH ILLUMINATING ILLUMINATI. HE MAY (BUT UNLIKELY) HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE YOU SEEK.
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