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Campfire Tracker
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She has a net worth of $6.5 million.....just saying. She could buy a lot of twinkies with that. Looks like she has.
$$$ TRUMP AT THE PUMP 2024 $$$
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Campfire Tracker
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She looks bitchy but at least she's not all tatted up.
Exactly. No tattoos is a definite plus, BUT she definitely looks very bitchy, which is what really makes her unattractive. She's not THAT fat.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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You know for a fact she swallows. Everything.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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She gots her own zip code.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2006
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She looks bitchy but at least she's not all tatted up.
3.4/10 Tats sell by the square inch, not by the acre.
βIn a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.β β George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Campfire Tracker
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Reminds me of an expression an old timer used to emphasize how large a woman his aunt had been..... She had 40 lbs of pure hanging puzzy....
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Nasty Should be arrested for having 75 pounds of crack between her legs.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Sep 2007
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You mama so fat, your dad has to hire a rodeo clown to distract her so he can get the groceries in the house!
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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When she walk by the TV, you miss 3 episodes!
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Yo mama is so fat her blood type is gravy. Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway. π¦«
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog βMolon Labeβ
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2004
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Yo mama is so fat her blood type is gravy. Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway. 𦫠With a steamroller.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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To make her a snakeskin belt, you'll need one of those Burmese pythons from Florida.
βIn a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.β β George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Apr 2011
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Skinny brotha,s be all over that phatt blonde. Yep. Niqqers love dim fat white chicks.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~MolΙΜΛn LabΓ© SkΓ½la~
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Apr 2011
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Yo mama is so fat her blood type is gravy. Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway. 𦫠With a steamroller. LMFAOROTFF!
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~MolΙΜΛn LabΓ© SkΓ½la~
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Ooh, I love these...
Yo mama so fat her belt size is Equator.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Yo mama so fat, when she was diagnosed with flesh eating disease the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Yo mama so fat she snacks on "Wheat Thicks".
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Campfire Member
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Campfire Member
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With chicks that fat you just roll them in flour and go for the Wet Spot.
Jesus saves, but Moses invests
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Campfire Member
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Campfire Member
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The softer the cushion the better the pushing
Jesus saves, but Moses invests
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