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Burst hemorrhoids #15824844 02/22/21
Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 251 Minnesota W WhopperStopper OP Campfire Member
OP WhopperStopper Campfire Member W Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 251 Minnesota	Anyone ever suffer from a burst hemorrhoid? Last evening I was struggling to load a 225# anvil onto the tailgate of my pickup. I just needed a little extra oomph but when I gave it, it felt like my running gear let loose. Everything I have read says the bleeding should stop in 15-20 minutes but mine went on most of the night . I thought things were good this morning but not so much. I am just wondering if anyone else has ever experienced what i am going through and were you able to get it to clot up. WS

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Re: Burst hemorrhoids WhopperStopper #15824877 02/22/21
Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,260 Chassohowitzka, FL M Muffin Campfire Outfitter
Muffin Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,260 Chassohowitzka, FL	So if I get this right, you're bleeding out your ass for about 8 hrs+ and you still haven't gone to the Dr????? "...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867 ( . Y . )

Re: Burst hemorrhoids WhopperStopper #15824884 02/22/21
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,411 West, W. Fla. Republic O Old_Toot Campfire Ranger
Old_Toot Campfire Ranger O Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,411 West, W. Fla. Republic	Dr. Slumlord is the go to guy for such matters. The degree of my privacy is no business of yours. What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.

Re: Burst hemorrhoids WhopperStopper #15824894 02/22/21
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 17,921 el Norte Tejas gonehuntin Campfire Ranger
gonehuntin Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 17,921 el Norte Tejas	Were wa99fles or Detroit Pizza involved in this soggy pants episode?? "To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson We are all Rhodesians now.

Re: Burst hemorrhoids WhopperStopper #15824897 02/22/21
Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 5,856 Michigan U UPhiker Campfire Tracker
UPhiker Campfire Tracker U Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 5,856 Michigan	A soldering gun should stop it really quick...

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Re: Burst hemorrhoids WhopperStopper #15824898 02/22/21
Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,916 Plains,Texas P plainsman456 Campfire Outfitter
plainsman456 Campfire Outfitter P Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,916 Plains,Texas	Get a friend to get a hot iron and it will stop. Blood clotting powder might help. Get to a doctor as soon as you can,REALLY.

Re: Burst hemorrhoids WhopperStopper #15824902 02/22/21
Joined: Jul 2013 Posts: 494 Merica M MadDog4298 Campfire Member
MadDog4298 Campfire Member M Joined: Jul 2013 Posts: 494 Merica	Your going to need it cortirized!!!!! Or however you spell it!!

Re: Burst hemorrhoids WhopperStopper #15824908 02/22/21
Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,768 Clinging to our God and Guns Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger
Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,768 Clinging to our God and Guns	Fine ground black pepper will clot a bleed. Seriously. It burns as bad as you imagine. On your bleed...might be a bit uncomfortable. Actually, if you try it, please shoot video! Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!

Re: Burst hemorrhoids WhopperStopper #15824910 02/22/21
Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 8,212 E TN,..yep, thats right! T tndrbstr Campfire Outfitter
tndrbstr Campfire Outfitter T Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 8,212 E TN,..yep, thats right!	Got any pics?..... of the ANVIL!

Re: Burst hemorrhoids WhopperStopper #15824911 02/22/21
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,966 GRIZZ Campfire Tracker
GRIZZ Campfire Tracker Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,966	Hemorrhoids? Anvil? That's a good one. Coyotes shot no waiting.

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Re: Burst hemorrhoids Muffin #15824916 02/22/21
Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,304 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna
Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,304 Montana	Originally Posted by Muffin So if I get this right, you're bleeding out your ass for about 8 hrs+ and you still haven't gone to the Dr????? Hahahahaha! Yeah....that sounds like the size of it. Maybe try a feather moss, mustard root poultice? I am MAGA.

Re: Burst hemorrhoids WhopperStopper #15824920 02/22/21
Joined: Jan 2021 Posts: 5,569 NE Arkansas MPat70 Campfire Tracker
MPat70 Campfire Tracker Joined: Jan 2021 Posts: 5,569 NE Arkansas	ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

Re: Burst hemorrhoids WhopperStopper #15824921 02/22/21
Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,260 Chassohowitzka, FL M Muffin Campfire Outfitter
Muffin Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,260 Chassohowitzka, FL	Mind you drop water on them every now and then.................... "...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867 ( . Y . )

Re: Burst hemorrhoids GRIZZ #15824922 02/22/21
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,411 West, W. Fla. Republic O Old_Toot Campfire Ranger
Old_Toot Campfire Ranger O Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,411 West, W. Fla. Republic	Originally Posted by GRIZZ Hemorrhoids? Anvil? That's a good one. Watching Fox News caused mine to pop. The degree of my privacy is no business of yours. What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.

Re: Burst hemorrhoids Jim_Conrad #15824929 02/22/21
Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 8,212 E TN,..yep, thats right! T tndrbstr Campfire Outfitter
tndrbstr Campfire Outfitter T Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 8,212 E TN,..yep, thats right!	Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Originally Posted by Muffin So if I get this right, you're bleeding out your ass for about 8 hrs+ and you still haven't gone to the Dr????? Hahahahaha! Yeah....that sounds like the size of it. Maybe try a feather moss, mustard root poultice? Isn’t that what granny gave Clint Eastwood in the movie Josey Wales?

Re: Burst hemorrhoids WhopperStopper #15824943 02/22/21
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 17,921 el Norte Tejas gonehuntin Campfire Ranger
gonehuntin Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 17,921 el Norte Tejas	John Rambo sez use gunpowder and a flame: "To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson We are all Rhodesians now.

Re: Burst hemorrhoids WhopperStopper #15824950 02/22/21
Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 45,097 North East Urth Valsdad Campfire 'Bwana
Valsdad Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 45,097 North East Urth	Find a spot under a table in the dining room with some dust bunnies. Scoot around on your ass like a dog with worms. If that don't work.................................................................there's this thing many towns have.....................it's called an emergency room. They've seen an ass or two...................................yours won't scare them..............................much. The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni) member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?

Re: Burst hemorrhoids Jim_Conrad #15824955 02/22/21
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,017 Clarksville, TN R renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana
renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,017 Clarksville, TN	Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Originally Posted by Muffin So if I get this right, you're bleeding out your ass for about 8 hrs+ and you still haven't gone to the Dr????? Hahahahaha! Yeah....that sounds like the size of it. Maybe try a feather moss, mustard root poultice? Granny Hawkins... LOL!!! Aint no way in hell I would go on the.www and say my azz is bleeding from a hemi that blew up. Why in da hell in de fugg would anyone make a post like that on here of all places and think anyone else is gonna take it seriously. JFC....... LOL!!!

Re: Burst hemorrhoids renegade50 #15824965 02/22/21
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 17,921 el Norte Tejas gonehuntin Campfire Ranger
gonehuntin Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 17,921 el Norte Tejas	Originally Posted by renegade50 Aint no way in hell I would go on the.www and say my azz is bleeding from a hemi that blew up. Why in da hell in de fugg would anyone make a post like that on here of all places and think anyone else is gonna take it seriously. JFC....... LOL!!! It's the 'Fire - ain't no bottom to this, somebody will top it within a month. "To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson We are all Rhodesians now.

Re: Burst hemorrhoids MadDog4298 #15824975 02/22/21
Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 59,046 Next to the dump that Del Shan... 12344mag Campfire Kahuna
12344mag Campfire Kahuna Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 59,046 Next to the dump that Del Shan...	Originally Posted by MadDog4298 Your going to need it cortirized!!!!! Or however you spell it!! FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! Paul "I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D. Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards. molɔ̀ːn labé skýla

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