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Come on Rene.
You are just jealous.
This one has potential,
it may stink, but it will draw out for awhile!
May even expand,
To more pages.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Your going to need it cortirized!!!!! Or however you spell it!! FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! LoLoLoLoL!!!
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
We are all Rhodesians now.
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Really? You came here for medical advice after bleeding out your vent all night?
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Habanero pepper juice. Apply liberally , you won't notice any bleeding within 5 minutes.
Never take life to seriously, after all ,no one gets out of it alive.
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Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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A soldering gun should stop it really quick... You beat me to it. I was going to say get a mirror and a soldering iron. 
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Dr. Slumlord is the go to guy for such matters. Word. Paging Doctor Slum 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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Right stuff expanding foam will seal that right up.
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It's the 'Fire - ain't no bottom to this, somebody will top it within a month. I see what you did there. 
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All jokes aside.....thought I had hemorrhoid problems myself for last year or so . Finally went to doc, had colonoscopy and found out I had colon cancer. I had a colon resection done end of January and start chemo next week. Should be free and clear and good to go by mid May. You have blood in the rectum
....have it checked out!
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Gorilla Glue. The label doesn't say not to use it that way, right?
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Shove a kotex or heaven forbid...a tampon in there and carry on. If it keeps coming back every month you may have another problem.
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Hemorrhoids were treated by cutting them out with a razor and then cauterizing them with a hot iron. Hippocrates’s book On Hemorrhoids says: “…burn so as to leave none of the hemorrhoids un-burnt, for you should burn them all up.”
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
We are all Rhodesians now.
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No shît ! OP broke his anus....On an anvil. ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼🦫😜
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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TSC probably carries blood stop powder for dehorning.
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Maybe try a feather moss, mustard root poultice?
LMFAO* *no pun intended
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Your going to need it cortirized!!!!! Or however you spell it!! FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! I know just the guy.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Your good being from Minnesota, your IQ will go up
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A soldering gun should stop it really quick...
Your going to need it cortirized!!!!!
Maybe try a feather moss, mustard root poultice?
Find a spot under a table in the dining room with some dust bunnies. Scoot around on your ass like a dog with worm.
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
Right stuff expanding foam will seal that right up.
Habanero pepper juice. Apply liberally.
And some think the Fire is only good for huntin n fishin advice.
This place is like the Mayo clinic of the innanet....... maybe even the Miracle Whip.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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