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I posted a joke about hemorrhoids on the Campfire some time ago.
It didn't sit well with some of the members.
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Anyone ever see that “weight lifter blow out” clip on Face of Death video series?
Grapefruit sized veinous bulge ripped out and mushroomed around the sides of dude’s mankini unitard thing?
Now, why in hell's half acre would anyone even view that once knowing what it was about? Rotten.com Supposed to be fake lol I think you should check it out. LOL I'll send you a Kingston link to watch before I get to that, OK? The Gooeyduck? 😂😂🤮🤮😩
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Anyone ever see that “weight lifter blow out” clip on Face of Death video series?
Grapefruit sized veinous bulge ripped out and mushroomed around the sides of dude’s mankini unitard thing?
Now, why in hell's half acre would anyone even view that once knowing what it was about? Rotten.com Supposed to be fake lol I think you should check it out. LOL I'll send you a Kingston link to watch before I get to that, OK? The Gooeyduck? 😂😂🤮🤮😩 I saw what you did there!
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Is that the theme song Chariots Fire playing in the background? LMAO 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Flush clean with water ... enema squeeze bulb or bottle. Apply pressure maybe with a clean washcloth lubed with antibiotic ointment or Preparation H. I've stayed in a Holiday Inn, but never a Holiday Inn Express. This advice worth what you paid for it. Good luck.
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I had hemorrhoid surgery, June 3rd, 2020. It has not healed yet. It's the $hits I tell you
I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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Ahhhh fuuck, I’ve had em lots, and had em bad. Always wonder how they don’t get infected, but they don’t.... kinda like a cluster of grapes hangin out your ass... don’t miss em, been a while
Ping pong balls for the win.
Once you've wrestled everything else in life is easy. Dan Gable
I keep my circle small, I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
Ain’t easy havin pals.
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New products from Dan Halen International.
DIY Home Hemorrhoidal Ectomy kit.
Fiskars, mirror, gauze, instant cold compress and mercurochrome.
What, no black pepper? The black pepper was semi serious. It does stop bleeding. Have used it on myself. It will make you suck some air, and probably say some words.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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First off thanks for all the ideas. I am sure some were meant tongue in cheek, however I did try a few of the suggestions anyway with mixed results.
Around midnight I noticed the oozing had stopped, and it felt like things had scabbed over. I had finally settled on some Vicks VapoRub and King Arthur 12% bread flour worked into a manageable paste. The combination had a fiery yet soothing feel. This morning at breakfast I was able to sit through most of it so things are better.
I have been thinking about stopping at the minute clinic later this morning, but now that I have them on the run I'm not sure what they could do anyway.
Sometimes it just helps to discuss things Thank you!
WS
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Last night I was thinking that vics or tiger balm might help swelling. They both have mostly the same essential oils, but tiger balm is more potent, harder to find though.
Glad that powder works.
Anti-inflammatory......check
"Clotting agent"......... check
Now is the next challenge.
How to keep that leak from starting back up and how to recover from blood loss.
I'm glad that it's working without evasive surgery and scopes.
Have a blessed day ☕ 🙂 👍
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Lift crap and bleed out your azz.....
Depends Sports Gear?
Last edited by hookeye; 02/23/21.
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First off thanks for all the ideas. I am sure some were meant tongue in cheek, however I did try a few of the suggestions anyway with mixed results.
Around midnight I noticed the oozing had stopped, and it felt like things had scabbed over. I had finally settled on some Vicks VapoRub and King Arthur 12% bread flour worked into a manageable paste. The combination had a fiery yet soothing feel. This morning at breakfast I was able to sit through most of it so things are better.
I have been thinking about stopping at the minute clinic later this morning, but now that I have them on the run I'm not sure what they could do anyway.
Sometimes it just helps to discuss things Thank you!
WS Who knew????? Bisquick and motor oil.................... BONUS Points: name the movie.
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Had mine operated on about 15 years ago. I was actually slowly bleeding to death. They ran me in the next day and repaired them. Been good since. Edk
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I can't believe nobody has posted THIS yet... Y'all are falling down on the job!  ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/lLKIxHD.jpg)
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!!
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