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First off thanks for all the ideas. I am sure some were meant tongue in cheek, however I did try a few of the suggestions anyway with mixed results.
Around midnight I noticed the oozing had stopped, and it felt like things had scabbed over. I had finally settled on some Vicks VapoRub and King Arthur 12% bread flour worked into a manageable paste. The combination had a fiery yet soothing feel. This morning at breakfast I was able to sit through most of it so things are better.
I have been thinking about stopping at the minute clinic later this morning, but now that I have them on the run I'm not sure what they could do anyway.
Sometimes it just helps to discuss things Thank you!
WS Don’t sit (pun intended) on this, too long. Dr. David Livingston (I presume), explorer, bled to death from hemmorhoids. You ain’t a woman. Even nominal, but regular, bleeding that extends for days can deplete you. I got 5 bucks this is just a trick to get other people to put vicks on thier bunghole. Surprised no one suggested Icy Hot...... Maybe try Icy Hot.
I am MAGA.
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Are we talking about Nancy P. again?
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Watch out for queer chit eating vampires....
And Chinese anal stabbing democrats......
Seriously good luck...
That doesn't sound fun...
-OMotS
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Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "
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NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Literally or figuratively?
I am MAGA.
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First off thanks for all the ideas. I am sure some were meant tongue in cheek, however I did try a few of the suggestions anyway with mixed results.
Around midnight I noticed the oozing had stopped, and it felt like things had scabbed over. I had finally settled on some Vicks VapoRub and King Arthur 12% bread flour worked into a manageable paste. The combination had a fiery yet soothing feel. This morning at breakfast I was able to sit through most of it so things are better.
I have been thinking about stopping at the minute clinic later this morning, but now that I have them on the run I'm not sure what they could do anyway.
Sometimes it just helps to discuss things Thank you!
WS We're here to give you hugs, buddy. Don't be afraid. Now, tell us about that undescended testical of yours.
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Dab a little high-grade cocaine on it. There’s a reason dentists used to use it. A) numbing B) will constrict the blood vessels C) the powder will provide a clotting effect much like others of the ‘advised’ remedies....
Butt this one is sound.
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Dab a little high-grade cocaine on it. There’s a reason dentists used to use it. A) numbing B) will constrict the blood vessels C) the powder will provide a clotting effect much like others of the ‘advised’ remedies....
Butt this one is sound. He gets caught with that and his anal bleeding problems have only just begun... Great advice.😂
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Literally or figuratively? Jim you back online? was starting to worry
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Sounds like you were giving birth to a lawyer that rides a bicycle
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Spark up a Zippo...close lid halfway and allow it to burn for about two minutes. Take a double slug of good whiskey and bite down a a leather belt. Drop it into crotch of underwear just before you hike em back up. Sounds like something Doc would do to Festus...
Hope your MD is involved by this hour.
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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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The lgbtq movement is really taking its toll with additional Heath problems Peddler will be along shortly, as always, with free medical advice, if he can remember any.
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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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That rhymes with what Zero or Calledumb would say.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Dab a little high-grade cocaine on it. There’s a reason dentists used to use it. A) numbing B) will constrict the blood vessels C) the powder will provide a clotting effect much like others of the ‘advised’ remedies....
Butt this one is sound. He could PM Peddler and ask how much to overnight him some. Probably have to send him pics.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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