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How about a Jeff Foxworthy themed thread...

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You might be a Liberal.


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If you think abortion is fine and dandy but the death penalty is inhuman and barbaric you might be a liberal.


Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Reagan

For why should my freedom be judged by another man's conscience? - 1 Corinthians 10:29
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If you think the science of climate change is settled after less than a century of intense study but human gender, which has been set and solid for thousands of years, is fluid and subject to one’s feelings in the moment, you might be a liberal.


Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Reagan

For why should my freedom be judged by another man's conscience? - 1 Corinthians 10:29
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If you don’t care the person your about to have sex with is a dude or chick.

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If you pay nothing in taxes and think someone that already pays thousands of dollars in taxes should pay “their fair share,” you might be a liberal.


Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Reagan

For why should my freedom be judged by another man's conscience? - 1 Corinthians 10:29
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You sue to remove the Nativity Scene from public but celebrate Christmas and want it as a paid holiday.


For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."

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If you run around screaming Black Lives Matter, but you kill thousands of black babies every year.


Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want.

Rehabilitation is way overrated.

Orwell wasn't wrong.

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If you wear spandex when you ride your bike

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You think you have a special "aura " that allows you to communicate with wild animals and feed grizzly bears.

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You don't know which bathroom to use.

You think its ok for dudes to compete in girls athletics.


For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."

2 Thessalonians 3:10
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If you believe anything the media tells you...


The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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You voted against Trump because he offends you.


Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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If you like having your head up your azz.

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If you are pro abortion, but don’t believe in the death penalty


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If yer a teacher...I have several in my extended family.

Commies, every last one.

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if you think cnn and msnbc are actually news organizations...


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If you do not support OUR veterans, but welcome foreign invaders that illegally cross our borders with open arms.


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If you have a litany of vile, offensive names to label anyone who doesn't agree with anything you say; I.E. Racist, bigot, homophobe, white supremacist, hater, extremist, insurrectionist, traitor, etc. etc. etc.

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If it’s always someone else’s fault

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You're pro 1st Amendment and anti 2nd Amendment.

You believe teachers unions have the children's best interests first.


For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."

2 Thessalonians 3:10
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