You have to remember he's half oriental. Apparently he inherited the oriental gene of not being able to drive.
Remember the old adage "what do you get when you cross an oriental with a black....a car thief that can't drive.
Lol.
How do you blind an Asian?
With a windshield!
In highschool I worked for an Asian fella named, of course, Mr Lee.
His wife wrecked his Mercedes about once a month. He'd always give her schit about the paint not even being dry.
One day little white girl Julie used his car to run some errands for him. Fuggin' girl hit a parked school bus.
I nearly pissed myself laughing at all the smack his wife talked. "Your big huge eye, still can't see parked bus?!?!? It bright yellow!!!!!! I'm Chinese, and my eye don't miss big parked yellow bus!!!!!
