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I will send sagebrush and juniper smudge sticks. They are invaluable at funerals, and for blessing the not quite dead.

Besides, that's all that grows around here and I'm too cheap (fixed income) to buy you something cool.

I'm expecting that the will includes a codicil leaving directions to the fishing hole for me.

PS who gets the perv van?


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I have a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket...

The Oompa Loompas have agreed to sing "Down By The Chocolate River" at your funeral.

You are welcome...


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Originally Posted by Valsdad
I will send sagebrush and juniper smudge sticks. They are invaluable at funerals, and for blessing the not quite dead.

Besides, that's all that grows around here and I'm too cheap (fixed income) to buy you something cool.

I'm expecting that the will includes a codicil leaving directions to the fishing hole for me.

PS who gets the perv van?


The Slam’n Van goes to Slumlord. He already has 80 pound bags of Candy ready for neighborhoods in the spring.

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Bump for Edm...He’s got money !

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Originally Posted by MarkWV
Sniff......


Cocaine?

You betcha....I can move that in a day.

Overnight Mail, please.

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
I’m feeling poorly...Not sure if I will make it through the weekend. I wanted to say to all of you incredible members GFY.

Because my Will is gonna be a smidge light on assets left for my bride. I wanted to reach out to all of you kind and generous people by asking for your immediate donations to me of any hunting, fishing, camping, gold or silver, campers, boats, golf clubs with sleeves of balls and vehicles that are a 2018 or newer model year.

Basically, I’m asking for everything you have that’s worth a lot...Not junk, or stuff you no longer use or need. I want only quality and expensive shît.

I’d start a list, but, that would take effort, and since I’m in a frail state...Just send me all your best gear.

Thanks, god bless, and long life to all who give things to me.

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I will bump this thread many times throughout the weekend.

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Kamo gari...You got a shotgun you would be willing to part with? 😜
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I have a huge collection of premium strike-anywhere matches, fireworks, and toilet paper, all of it used only once. Will that do?


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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Originally Posted by Beaver10
I’m feeling poorly...Not sure if I will make it through the weekend. I wanted to say to all of you incredible members GFY.

Because my Will is gonna be a smidge light on assets left for my bride. I wanted to reach out to all of you kind and generous people by asking for your immediate donations to me of any hunting, fishing, camping, gold or silver, campers, boats, golf clubs with sleeves of balls and vehicles that are a 2018 or newer model year.

Basically, I’m asking for everything you have that’s worth a lot...Not junk, or stuff you no longer use or need. I want only quality and expensive shît.

I’d start a list, but, that would take effort, and since I’m in a frail state...Just send me all your best gear.

Thanks, god bless, and long life to all who give things to me.

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PS

I will bump this thread many times throughout the weekend.

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Kamo gari...You got a shotgun you would be willing to part with? 😜
Is it too early to vote on the Greater Idaho issue?



Problem is, Beav is gonna be left out judging by the map.


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In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by MarkWV
Sniff......


Cocaine?

You betcha....I can move that in a day.

Overnight Mail, please.

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Hahaha. Tff. Deflave, is that you?

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Originally Posted by RockyRaab
I have a huge collection of premium strike-anywhere matches, fireworks, and toilet paper, all of it used only once. Will that do?


Rocky, I thought you got your eyesight fixed?

Now go find something valuable and mail it overnight to me. I don’t have much time.

Or, lowrty, I think I see a bright light.

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he is lying, like all liberals


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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by RockyRaab
I have a huge collection of premium strike-anywhere matches, fireworks, and toilet paper, all of it used only once. Will that do?


Rocky, I thought you got your eyesight fixed?

Now go find something valuable and mail it overnight to me. I don’t have much time.

Or, lowrty, I think I see a bright light.

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A bright light?

from a fleshlight?


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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he is lying, like all liberals


Holy Shît !...The best donation yet, by you taking me off ignore for a peek at my thread.

That had to make you a helluva a lot poorer.

Blessings to you, dog dick !

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I have $2.00 I can send. If I can get someone else to throw in another $2.00, using the new math, Beav would then have $5.00.


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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by jaguartx
I have a great double camp mattress. If you dont make it can I get an addy so I can deliver it and help her try it out?


Wife will be too bereaved for sex...I was her trophy husband.

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While I'm far too poor to offer anything else of value, I offer up the following:
Please provide a very recent photo of your soon to be bereaved (for sex) wife (widow).
If she's of acceptably good looks, I'd offer my services to see that her suffering is thoroughly relieved!😁


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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by MarkWV
Sniff......


Cocaine?

You betcha....I can move that in a day.

Overnight Mail, please.

😳🦫

Hey guys I found Mitch’s user name!

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