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He needs more horsepower to get unstuck. Bring him a cup of sugar and tell him to put it in the fuel tank for extra temporary horsepower.
He will appreciate your wisdom.
If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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He probably was on amphetamines. People who work for Amazon and don't keep it moving, get a taste of the lash.
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Campfire Kahuna
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He probably was on amphetamines. People who work for Amazon and don't keep it moving, get a taste of the lash. I really think so. He got out started chattering to me like a guy doing a tax tag and title disclaimer. Wanted to show me every wheel and yadda yadda yadda. The tow truck man got loud with him and told him get in there, stay in there and keep the wheels turned left toward the cable winch. The winch was doing all the work just fine but the amazon guy just keep gunning it. I was thinking any second he was going to get a good bite a traction and run the recovery man over or crash into the back of the flatbed. Good laugh for the afternoon. Been a slow week around here on the farm.
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Fancy van, we don't have that chit around here. The Fed Ex people rent Uhaul vans. Christmas time they were driving personal vehicles.
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Christmas time they were driving personal vehicles.
With out of state plates. Everyday there was a different strange car pulling in the driveway to deliver Fedex packages.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Kahuna
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Here Amazon delivers to the post office and they deliver it. I think much of that screwed up USPS tracking is because they enter it in the system when Amazon actually has it.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Christmas time they were driving personal vehicles.
With out of state plates. Everyday there was a different strange car pulling in the driveway to deliver Fedex packages. And you(I) were wondering WTF does Coolio want?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Christmas time they were driving personal vehicles.
With out of state plates. Everyday there was a different strange car pulling in the driveway to deliver Fedex packages. And you(I) were wondering WTF does Coolio want? I'm out here where there's more tractors that pass by than cars. When the tinted out Nissan SUV with Missouri plates came all the way up the drive, I was definitely a little WTF.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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You were thinkin'...
Not another pajamagram from Beaver.
NO!!!!
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Stuck off in my neighbor’s yard Wanted me to pull him out with my tractor. Told him to call a tow truck to winch him out. Gravel is pretty deep, he just kept nosing into it deep and light in the ass end, kept spinning in the mud. Told him back up and go further over to the side yard and ease it, but he keep gunning it. Dude all hopped like he was on white crosses and red bull. ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/DzyzQdrr/C96-A143-D-B2-DB-4-DF7-B950-321-FBB6-C2-E42.jpg) ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/YSnCdGRJ/7140-CD2-E-68-FB-41-A0-8-AD4-E56-E333080-D4.jpg) ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/ydDYt1rW/69-A55940-041-D-4112-AA5-D-75-A647-BA3477.jpg) lmao Slavers at Amazon probably lash him if he don't make his quota of deliveries. Prolly all hopped up on the No-Doz.
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Christmas time they were driving personal vehicles.
With out of state plates. Everyday there was a different strange car pulling in the driveway to deliver Fedex packages. And you(I) were wondering WTF does Coolio want? I would've sworn I had that elf from Bad Santa deliver some shixt a couple months back. I thought I was havin' a flashback!
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They have got stuck trying to turn around in my brother in laws yard several times. If you would see his place and where they end up it is unbelievable that a sane person would leave the driveway and end up there. It’s not worth the headache but he has gotten compensation from Amazon. This last time he fixed the ruts himself and bought a rifle with the $$.
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You were thinkin'...
Not another pajamagram from Beaver.
NO!!!! He's got me addicted to $70 tins of popcorn.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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This must be why Jeff Beelzebub wants to start deliveries with Drones.
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That little dude is welcome anytime, he cracks me up. I've got to see if I can find the clip where he's lecturing Bad Santa about ass [bleep]' cashiers in the changing room.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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1/2 Cheddar- 1/2 Carmel Shît should come with a bong.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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The driver was probably very thankful for your advice. Haha
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