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Worthless as tits on a rain barrel.
And when dad didn't know the answer to one of my questions - that's for little boys like you to ask questions.
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Campfire Oracle
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Two cans short of a 6-pack.
Slicker than chitt through a goose.
Useless as tits on a boar. “Boar hog” is redundant.
Boar bear. 😉
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Oracle
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I’ll kick your ass.
I’ll hit you so hard, when you wake up it’ll be next week.
I’ll hit you so hard you’ll see stars.
(holding out two fists) this one is six months in the hospital; this one is instant death - take your pick.
You’re going to look silly picking yourself up off the floor.
For someone who can’t find something:
If it was up your ass you’d know where it was.
Big enough to eat hay and schit in the road.
Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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It had to be the last place I looked.  It was here yeterday.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Oracle
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Tossing the last bale: that’s the one we been lookin fer!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Seeing a vehicle in the ditch: that’s a funny place to park!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Greenhorn
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He’s all hat and no cattle.
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Campfire Outfitter
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colder than a tin toilet in an igloo
axle deep to a ferris wheel
azzhole deep to a tall giraffe
dumber than a butter bar [2nd Lt.]
You'll do pushups 'till I get tired
point man in a circle jerk
take these cuffs off and I'll kick your azz
are you on parole or probation
This is like teaching a room full of mongoloids to whistle
mike r
Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
Craig Douglas ECQC
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Whatever it takes to get the coon.
Boy howdy
For Pete's sake
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Otherwise nice car in a salvage yard with front end damage.
Low miles, but that last mile was a hard one.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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You're barking up the wrong tree.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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He’s got more guts than you can hang on a fence.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
If you have a problem with everyone, everyone’s probably not the problem.
Chronographs, bore scopes and pattern boards have broke a lot of hearts.
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Campfire Regular
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Strong like bull, smart like tractor
You can't polish a turd
(When given a ridiculous or impossible task) I know, I know you want me to pick up the turd by the clean end
Bore size is no substitute for shot placement and
Power is no substitute for bullet performance. 458WIN
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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He’s got more guts than you can hang on a fence.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
If you have a problem with everyone, everyone’s probably not the problem. Stole my sigline, ya did! 😁
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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"It will feel better when it stops hurting."
Bruce
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You would Argue with a sign post and take the wrong road
Higher than giraffe nuts
That boy ain’t right
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Higher than a cat's back.
My own, Colder than a banker's heart. About 1985, farm crisis days.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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"It will feel better when it stops hurting."
Bruce Don't think I've seen this one posted yet. And goes along the same lines of yours. Like my other one, heard frequently while getting whacked for doing something "wrong" when I was a kid: "This hurts me as much as it does you, but I still have to do it"
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Colder than a well digger's ass in January.
Drunker 'n Cooter Brown.
Ugly as a mud fence.
Fell out the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Writin' checks with your mouth that your asshole can't cash.
Hotter 'n the hinges of Hades.
Ain't what you want that makes you fat, it's what you get.
You make my old ass tired.
He's so tight George Washington blinks when he takes a dollar bill outa his wallet.
Want in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which one fills up first.
He's the kinda fellow who'll piss in your pocket while whispering sweet nothings in your ear.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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That’s what Bill Clinton said when a news person ask him how Jesica Flowers Compared to Monica Lowinski !
Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
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