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How to accept responsibility - and how to speak clearly.
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How to say a sentence without the damn word like. Aggregates the he!! Out of me. The one that get me is every 3 or 4 words they say "you know what I'm saying" or just "you know". No I f'ing don't know because you're take sai damn long saying it!!! These 8lb waterheaded teens now-a-days just makes me constantly shake my head! [ Linked Image]
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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Use a tape measure.
Inch and metric.
How many lines past tree is dat? Don't laugh. I've had mulewrights bring a part up to the machine shop tape measure in hand with the tape pinched between two fingers telling me to take this much off the part...
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Campfire Ranger
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You can graduate when you know how to fill out a mail-in ballot.
My home is the "sanctuary residence" for my firearms.
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
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These folks are ready for a vector analysis course. 
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Why we have the Second Amendment and the history that made it important.
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them.
You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend."
Isak Dinesen
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These folks are ready for a vector analysis course. Is dat about where mosquitos breed? Ohm's law, common maan, there's a lot of resistance to that in the current situation. We're in deep doodoo.
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The impedance to understanding may be complex and then thinking gets out of phase.
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The three branches of Government Most of them can’t name the first President of the USA. Or know who won the Revolutionary War. They know how to play video games, send a text message, and order a pizza. You want to really Fugg with them ? Give them a rotary phone and ask them to place a phone call. 😜
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I have been in a store, power was out, cash only, and the 19 year old clerk could not make change. When I was in school you wouldn't pass fourth grade if you could not subtract 7.38 from 10.00
Fourth grade. He never learned the value of a dollar, as a child!
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It may be 50 or 60 cycles before we really know what's going on.
"Their minds are dead" - Carmine Ricca
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The three branches of Government Most of them can’t name the first President of the USA. Or know who won the Revolutionary War. They know how to play video games, send a text message, and order a pizza. You want to really Fugg with them ? Give them a rotary phone and ask them to place a phone call. 😜 Wasn’t it AOC that said the (3) branches were, The House, The Senate and The President.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
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That was Tommy Tuberville.
“Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.”
John Steinbeck
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Learned more laws in physics, geometry, and trig than one can shake a stick at. Can I bring everyone of those to memory. Absolutely not, but I do have about a 500 page book of equations on my desk that I can reach in seconds, and it's provided every solution needed over the last 40 years.
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try to teach younger guys that pipe wrenches.channel locks and crescent wrenches are directional, how to apply teflon tread tape on correctly. another pet peeve , how to tie knots.
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How to wrap a chain around a post correctly when pulling the post out with a front end loader.....
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Ask a HS kid who Ben Franklin is/was Dude on a Hundo...... Another dead president! 
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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There will always be people that will not internalize which way most (right hand) threads tighten/loosen, or which way to twist a key to unlock a door or which way a hose bib will increase or decrease water flow. Trial and error is their method. Heck I had a book smart friend who couldn't internalize left from right!
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