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I”m about 8 shots of whiskey in and laughing like a SOB and Slavyanka is wondering if I’ve lost my mind...
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Did put some masking tape on the shop cats feet.
Reminded me of that cat chow commercial on tv doing the Cha-Cha.
She would not have anything to do with me for a day or so after it was done.
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Buddy and I got ahold of two old Tom cats when we were in 6th grade. We used a piece of rope and tape to tie their tails together and threw them over a clothes line face to face. Holy sheep dip  The fur started to fly! They would have killed one another if we hadn’t quickly gotten them down. Scratched the chit out of us too in the process.
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Yours in Liberty,
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you can do the same with salamanders. They'll fight to the death......
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We always put paper shoes made out of a piece of old grocery sack on the cats. Like little boots. Held em on with a rubber band.
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Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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Dad dropped them off of porch when he was a kid. Supposedly they'd land on their feet 9 times. Uncle put 1 in a sack & throwed it into a creek. It beat him home. I once saw a scared cat walk on water. BTW Renegade, you should be a spokesman for peta. Rene the peta poster boy....grin Grew up on a dairy we had lotsa cats. Mucho experimentation....They were a harumscarum bunch let me tell ya....
One man with courage makes a majority....
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I got a one-eyed bitchcat named Monicle Lewensky.
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Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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This is better than the....
Which cat should I snuff thread I put up several months ago.
The evil looking calico one Callie won.
Followed by ella the white one.
Dont know what you guys got against white cats.
Ella is a good cat.
But the majority did nail it with Callie.
LOL!!!
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Buddy and I got ahold of two old Tom cats when we were in 6th grade. We used a piece of rope and tape to tie their tails together and threw them over a clothes line face to face. Holy sheep dip The fur started to fly! They would have killed one another if we hadn’t quickly gotten them down. Scratched the chit out of us too in the process. Pretty good trick just tying their tails together . Getting scratched getting them apart is pretty much a given, "lively exercise" would be an understatement....
One man with courage makes a majority....
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I got a one-eyed bitchcat named Monicle Lewensky.
I don't care who you are that's funny !!!!
One man with courage makes a majority....
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Spin one around until you're dizzy enough to puke. Then toss him on the milk cows back. They really dig in, no matter how hard the cow bucks..... Did something similar. would throw them out of the hay mow onto the back of feed lot calves. great rodeo for a couple of 8 year old farm boys.
Then you will know the truth and the truth will set you free.
John 8:32
A lie doesn't become truth; wrong doesn't become right; evil doesn't become good, just because it's accepted by the majority...Rick Warren
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No but gave one CPR once!
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Alaska 7 months of winter then 5 months of tourists
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Tuff on cats I was when younger back east,,my crowning achievment was launching a big tom out of a pickup doing 60 or so at a hippie hitch hiking in Vermont,,,over the bank they went!!!
I tend to use more than enough gun
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No, but did lay a strip of raw bacon across the bead of a 12 gauge for a hen killing cat when i was a young kid, wound channel [terminal] ballistic studies have been a favorite of mine for a very long time.
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A buddy was knocking down a building with his Bobcat
and heard a weird noise.
Jumped out and looked around.
Here he had run through a nest of kittens.
Said about all that was left was "kitten puddin'".
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Used to rent a house from a big dairy farm in NY. Their dry cow barn was behind my house. Landlord asked me to help thin the cat herd. Told my old Heeler "get the kitty" one time, couple weeks later there were ZERO cats to be seen, maybe a few rafter dwellers made it....
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, used up, worn out, bottle of Jim Beam in one hand and a .45 in the other, loudly proclaiming WOW-- What a Ride!"
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Used to rent a house from a big dairy farm in NY. Their dry cow barn was behind my house. Landlord asked me to help thin the cat herd. Told my old Heeler "get the kitty" one time, couple weeks later there were ZERO cats to be seen, maybe a few rafter dwellers made it.... Genesco area????
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I used to shoot ferrel cats until I started seeing mice in the garage.
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