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These glorious insults are from an era " before" the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words .
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir, " said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
"He had delusions of adequacy ."
Walter Kerr
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
Moses Hadas
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one. "
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
Winston Churchill, in response
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
Paul Keating
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
Charles, Count Talleyrand
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
Forrest Tucker
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination. "
Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
Billy Wilder
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I'm afraid this wasn't it."
Groucho Marx
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ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS!
"Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain
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Haha lot’s of good one there.
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Speaking to a liberal, "I would take you seriously but that would be an insult to your intelligence". William F. Buckley
Last edited by Ackleyman; 04/03/21.
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"I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts" Will Rogers
"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing" Unknown
Trump 2024!
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Good stuff there. I’m gonna have to step up my game. It’s a nice challenge.
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I always liked “fùck you.”
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Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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She don't sweat much for a fat girl.
I bet her spit bounces!
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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What can I say about your wife that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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Just sent one to " Bob" on another thread.
In a foriegn langauge.
#typinginandgogglingfuriouslyoutofasenseofcuriousity
#Stymied......
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Two Words, one finger. Kolby Cooper. A real fine song!
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I always liked “fùck you.”
P I've always liked, "f--- you very much," said with a smile.
“Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.”
John Steinbeck
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My memory is hazy on this one but I think it was W.C. Fields that said something like; " And always remember, wherever you go............you''ll always be there.".
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Its so dry, even the pretty girls pick their noses.
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I've always enjoyed these. Wish could be half a witty as some of them instead of just saying kiss my .... or worse.
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Did your mother have any kids that lived?
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I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
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You're getting dumber every day, and right now it's next month.
For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10
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'...I would like to agree with you, but then we would both be wrong...'
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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"The difference between adventure and disaster is preparation"
"Dangerous Game Hunting........because golf, football and baseball only require one ball"
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Do I need to draw you a picture. Old plumber
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