Sam went on with his story...everyone on the porch was on edge. The chained swing stopped as he went on....
"...and then I turned and was face to face with the grizzly! She was a big sow, less than three feet from me. I quickly pulled the only gun I had on me, a Ruger MK II and shot ten rounds, all hitting the big blonde bruin squarely in her chest. A group the size of your fist."
"What happened next Grandpa," little Zachary asked.
The porch swing creaked as Alice and Mary leaned closer.
Sam went on..."well, I took out my spare magazine and reloaded of course. And took aim again. It was about that split second that the manager tapped me on the shoulder, escorted me out of Cabelas and banned me from the store for life..."
(I saw a quick post like this on the web and just embellished...it was hilarious when I read it...hopefully you enjoy it 1/2 as much as I did when I first read it...)
Last edited by LeakyWaders; 04/10/21. Reason: spelling
