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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Sep 2011
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This farmer is cleaning out his machine shed on a rainy day.
He picks up an old bottle, out comes a Genie.
Three wishes, hmmm, I want a new tractor, all the bells, and whistles. I'll sleep on the next wish.
I wish for 5 dollar corn. I'll sleep on the last wish.
A few weeks later. I want 5 dollar corn.
I gave you 5 dollar corn, didn't you sell?
No, I though it might go to 6.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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That was told to me by a great neighbor, Morris Stout.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Black Cows Matter!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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This farmer is cleaning out his machine shed on a rainy day.
He picks up an old bottle, out comes a Genie.
Three wishes, hmmm, I want a new tractor, all the bells, and whistles. I'll sleep on the next wish.
I wish for 5 dollar corn. I'll sleep on the last wish.
A few weeks later. I want 5 dollar corn.
I gave you 5 dollar corn, didn't you sell?
No, I though it might go to 6, so I could cut my losses a bit more.
(Added for authenticity.)
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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