l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
Reminds me of a young Chinese couple I knew. They owned an authentic chinese restaurant here in town. Dated for years, never had sex - they saved it for their honeymoon night.
That night, the wife told the husband, "We wait so long! I give you anyting you want!"
The husband replied, "I want the 69!"
The wife replied, "you want the beef wiff broccori????"
The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:
You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis? A despair ninny. Sack up, despire ninny.
