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How many 'fire members carry around a spare bag of clothes in case you schidt yourself?
Personally, I'm not there... Yet.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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When I was a lot younger the Testing Labs that I worked for would send me on long drives to get to work some time 5 or 6 hours 1 way. I call them Marathon runs.
One time i got to one of these projects about 2 hours early and there was absolutely no one around pitch black out so I could not see anything.
Well I could not find a spot fast enough and I had to wear my cloths all day and all the way home.
This was 25+ years ago.
I had another Marathon run and was driving North West of Los Angeles about 4am or so. Stopped at a Gas station and they would not let me use their bathroom.
So I squatted right down in the planter next to their front door before I crapped my pants.
After the 1st incident I have ALWAYS carried an extra change of cloths and my own Toilet Paper.
I have been on projects where they have had no TP in the out houses and I walk over to my vehicle and grab my own.
I will be 60 in less than a month. And experience has thought be to be prepared and I am not embarrassed or ashamed of myself for carrying extra cloths.
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A roll of paper towels is much easier to pack around 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Whataburger napkins in the glovebox!
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I got those personal towelettes.
Soothing!
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"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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[bleep] my pants on a golf course once....I was 45 or so. LOL
Due to the increased price of ammo, don't expect a warning shot...
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Nope. Not yet, but I have cshit my pants 3 times in my adult life.
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The Crap-Your-Duds Club?
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I posted a thread about that once, Bristoe got so mad it turned into a pissing match for several pages. Touchy subject I guess. Lol
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I posted a thread about that once, Bristoe got so mad it turned into a pissing match for several pages. Touchy subject I guess. Lol I recall that. Some funny stuff and scchitt slinging came out of that one if it’s the one I’m thinking of.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
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Something to the old saying,"you can't trust a sneeze after 50"
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How many 'fire members carry around a spare bag of clothes in case you schidt yourself?
Personally, I'm not there... Yet. You really need to get out to the range more.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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Baby wipes ... Equate brand, shea butter. Large pack. I never leave home without'em.
I have this perfect ad campaign for Baby wipes ...
"Baby wipes, they're not just for babies' butts anymore ... "
"Boomer wipes ... because life is one big circle."
"Baby wipes .... keep diggin' there's always more."
What you think about, you do ... what you do, you become.
In a nation where anything goes ... eventually, everything will. We're almost there.
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Not there yet but hilariously watched Nadler walked the walk....
Only thing that could have made it better was a camera zooming in on his pant cuff.
Make Gitmo Great Again!!
Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?
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No but I jerked my jeans off fast one day when acetone got splashed all over on them
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Under a 2 story house replacing rotted floor joist and leveling. The crawl space was about 20" off the ground. Drinking heavily the night before and with the morning coffee, right when I got about 20' under the house, doing the low crawl, that's when the alcohol shîts hit me. There was no getting out from under the house in time. 75 miles from home. I had to work the entire day in those pants. From then own I always carry a change of clothes in the work truck....... I was 39 yrs old.
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Baby wipes ... Equate brand, shea butter. Large pack. I never leave home without'em.
I have this perfect ad campaign for Baby wipes ...
"Baby wipes, they're not just for babies' butts anymore ... "
"Boomer wipes ... because life is one big circle."
"Baby wipes .... keep diggin' there's always more." +1
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How many 'fire members carry around a spare bag of clothes in case you schidt yourself?
Personally, I'm not there... Yet. You really need to get out to the range more. Agreed. Maybe I should take a spare bag of clothes. You know, just in case.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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Dude Wipes.
Get em at the Walmart’s.
Bigger than baby wipes.
Dave
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