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All the best stories start with we got married so she could get on my health insurance. Every cop hears that every weekend doing domestics. LOL
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Sorry i'm late, can i get a 2 Buds and a table dance over here? We’re only taking Bitcoin.... 🦫
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I bet Rogers got at least 6 PM’s asking for his old lady’s cell # if he goes through with the divorce. Well to be fair, not everybody keeps all their breeding within the family like you jack. I mean gosh, some folks even move away from their sisters and cousins these days instead of living together in a commune with all their "Wrong Turn" kin and looking for dates at the family picnic.
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I hope that Roger doesn't take most of the advice offered here. He would end up renting space on birdwatcher's floor.
mike r Roger could stay for free, of course.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Roger are you writing down all these insightful tips to improve upon your marriage ?
Let’s revisit some of the best ones.
1. Try the Anal Highway, but it ain’t Hershey...Thanks, BobbyBrownEye for that one.
2. If your wife’s broke...Leave her ! You can’t do any worse. Umm, SandBilly, maybe?
3. If you have an STD, give it to the girl you like the most...She’ll always be yours then. Alex “Arod” said that.
4. Never listen to your best friends that care about you...They are jealous of your life and want you to fail. Several members
5. You should drink more. Nobody has ever made a bad decision while fücked up. That sounds like Sock Puppet.
6. If you hate the sight of your wife....Only take her from behind and tell her prison is your new kink. Pornhub Diaries.
7. Just be kind to yourself and the lady who has shared a home with you all these years -
Or, you can skull fück her, especially if she has an STD and is trying to give it to you. Blackheart
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You forgot where Lynn body slammed the hell out of IB. LOL Seriously stx you are asking old fugging boomers on here who more than half have been divorced more than once relationship advice?
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Roger are you writing down all these insightful tips to improve upon your marriage ?
Let’s revisit some of the best ones.
1. Try the Anal Highway, but it ain’t Hershey...Thanks, BobbyBrownEye for that one.
2. If your wife’s broke...Leave her ! You can’t do any worse. Umm, SandBilly, maybe?
3. If you have an STD, give it to the girl you like the most...She’ll always be yours then. Alex “Arod” said that.
4. Never listen to your best friends that care about you...They are jealous of your life and want you to fail. Several members
5. You should drink more. Nobody has ever made a bad decision while fücked up. That sounds like Sock Puppet.
6. If you hate the sight of your wife....Only take her from behind and tell her prison is your new kink. Pornhub Diaries.
7. Just be kind to yourself and the lady who has shared a home with you all these years -
Or, you can skull fück her, especially if she has an STD and is trying to give it to you. Blackheart
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You forgot where Lynn body slammed the hell out of IB. LOL Seriously stx you are asking old fugging boomers on here who more than half have been divorced more than once relationship advice? The voices of experience, callnum. That and Roger sitting back right now with a cold beer and laughing his ass off.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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I bet Rogers got at least 6 PM’s asking for his old lady’s cell # if he goes through with the divorce. Well to be fair, not everybody keeps all their breeding within the family like you jack. I mean gosh, some folks even move away from their sisters and cousins these days instead of living together in a commune with all their "Wrong Turn" kin and looking for dates at the family picnic. Blackie has tapped himself back into the ring with Jack. BH, just curious. Did you throw your sobriety down the shîtter this morning? Picking fights ? Swinging first ? Hmmm. I love this place. 🦫
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I dated a stripper once. Crystal. I woulda married her, I asked, begged, she said she loved me, but then, that bitch, oh it's too painful, I can't talk about it.
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Roger are you writing down all these insightful tips to improve upon your marriage ?
Let’s revisit some of the best ones.
1. Try the Anal Highway, but it ain’t Hershey...Thanks, BobbyBrownEye for that one.
2. If your wife’s broke...Leave her ! You can’t do any worse. Umm, SandBilly, maybe?
3. If you have an STD, give it to the girl you like the most...She’ll always be yours then. Alex “Arod” said that.
4. Never listen to your best friends that care about you...They are jealous of your life and want you to fail. Several members
5. You should drink more. Nobody has ever made a bad decision while fücked up. That sounds like Sock Puppet.
6. If you hate the sight of your wife....Only take her from behind and tell her prison is your new kink. Pornhub Diaries.
7. Just be kind to yourself and the lady who has shared a home with you all these years -
Or, you can skull fück her, especially if she has an STD and is trying to give it to you. Blackheart
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You forgot where Lynn body slammed the hell out of IB. LOL Seriously stx you are asking old fugging boomers on here who more than half have been divorced more than once relationship advice? Easy to miss... I’ve never had the strength to read, reply, or give a shît what she had to say. 🦫
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I bet Rogers got at least 6 PM’s asking for his old lady’s cell # if he goes through with the divorce. Well to be fair, not everybody keeps all their breeding within the family like you jack. I mean gosh, some folks even move away from their sisters and cousins these days instead of living together in a commune with all their "Wrong Turn" kin and looking for dates at the family picnic. Blackie has tapped himself back into the ring with Jack. BH, just curious. Did you throw your sobriety down the shîtter this morning? Picking fights ? Swinging first ? Hmmm. I love this place. 🦫 My sobriety is permanent. Jack swung first but he's a dumb hillbilly living with all his buck toothed, inbred kin so his opinion don't count for shyt.
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The same old fuggs that are confused with 4 way stops, roundabouts and the self checkout at Walmart,
Wrong guys to ask.
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Everybody loves Flave remember ?
+1 Grandiose sense of self worth - check ! +2
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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We’re gonna need a calculator pretty soon. 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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I bet Rogers got at least 6 PM’s asking for his old lady’s cell # if he goes through with the divorce. Well to be fair, not everybody keeps all their breeding within the family like you jack. I mean gosh, some folks even move away from their sisters and cousins these days instead of living together in a commune with all their "Wrong Turn" kin and looking for dates at the family picnic. Blackie has tapped himself back into the ring with Jack. BH, just curious. Did you throw your sobriety down the shîtter this morning? Picking fights ? Swinging first ? Hmmm. I love this place. 🦫 My sobriety is permanent. Jack swung first but he's a dumb hillbilly living with all his buck toothed, inbred kin so his opinion don't count for shyt. My biggest aspiration in life is to work the “gun counter” at, wait..... wait..... wait..... DICK’S SPORTING GOODS!! LMFAO! Has the unemployment benny’s ended so you can live off the social security benny’s yet?
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Do you recall a year that you’ve actually provided for yourself without some sort of Govt assistance? There HAS to be at least one year somewhere in your pitiful life that you were actually able to make enough to pull it off.
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STX,
The grass ain’t greener. If you’re miserable, there’s a really good chance it’s you, not her.
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I hope that Roger doesn't take most of the advice offered here. He would end up renting space on birdwatcher's floor.
mike r Roger could stay for free, of course. ...but you would have to pay..... a significant markup over the going rate.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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STX,
The grass ain’t greener. If you’re miserable, there’s a really good chance it’s you, not her. Whoa whoa whoa, no way Roger had anything to do widdis, she a bish, plain an simple!
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