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Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
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I hope that Roger doesn't take most of the advice offered here. He would end up renting space on birdwatcher's floor.
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Roger could stay for free, of course.


...but you would have to pay..... a significant markup over the going rate.

JFC......get a nice bed for your place and a water heater. You MIGHT get laid by some chick then .


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Originally Posted by Fireball2
All the best stories start with we got married so she could get on my health insurance. Every cop hears that every weekend doing domestics. LOL

Man I’m sorry that hasn’t worked out for you and your wife.


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Originally Posted by callnum
The same old fuggs that are confused with 4 way stops, roundabouts and the self checkout at Walmart,

Wrong guys to ask.

LOL


Yeah but most don’t have fantasies of getting the 5 finger fister from John Tester. Lol


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Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by lvmiker
I hope that Roger doesn't take most of the advice offered here. He would end up renting space on birdwatcher's floor.
mike r


Roger could stay for free, of course.


Let's analyze the over/under on Birdy's roost v. highway underpass.

Objective analysis:

BR: Sleep on floor, no hot water, no A/C;

HU: Sleep on floor, no hot water, no A/C.

Subjective analysis:

BR: Exposure ta endless bullshit stories, told by resident box wine hasbeen:

HU: Exposure ta endless bullshit stories, told by resident Night Train hasbeen.

Tough decision.

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Originally Posted by jackmountain
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I bet Rogers got at least 6 PM’s asking for his old lady’s cell # if he goes through with the divorce.
Well to be fair, not everybody keeps all their breeding within the family like you jack. I mean gosh, some folks even move away from their sisters and cousins these days instead of living together in a commune with all their "Wrong Turn" kin and looking for dates at the family picnic.


Blackie has tapped himself back into the ring with Jack.

BH, just curious. Did you throw your sobriety down the shîtter this morning?

Picking fights ? Swinging first ? Hmmm.

I love this place.

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My sobriety is permanent. Jack swung first but he's a dumb hillbilly living with all his buck toothed, inbred kin so his opinion don't count for shyt.


My biggest aspiration in life is to work the “gun counter” at, wait..... wait..... wait..... DICK’S SPORTING GOODS!!
LMFAO!
Has the unemployment benny’s ended so you can live off the social security benny’s yet?
Gun counter would be just if I want to, not because I have to you dumb hillbilly.

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Black Bart ! You dumb sum bit ch


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Need to check out the 58yo’s haunts on the Web. Bet there’s a thread about “just inherited a couple mil and about to ditch the cheating retard I married 6 years ago for his health insurance”.



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Originally Posted by Blackheart
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I bet Rogers got at least 6 PM’s asking for his old lady’s cell # if he goes through with the divorce.
Well to be fair, not everybody keeps all their breeding within the family like you jack. I mean gosh, some folks even move away from their sisters and cousins these days instead of living together in a commune with all their "Wrong Turn" kin and looking for dates at the family picnic.


Blackie has tapped himself back into the ring with Jack.

BH, just curious. Did you throw your sobriety down the shîtter this morning?

Picking fights ? Swinging first ? Hmmm.

I love this place.

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My sobriety is permanent. Jack swung first but he's a dumb hillbilly living with all his buck toothed, inbred kin so his opinion don't count for shyt.


My biggest aspiration in life is to work the “gun counter” at, wait..... wait..... wait..... DICK’S SPORTING GOODS!!
LMFAO!
Has the unemployment benny’s ended so you can live off the social security benny’s yet?
Gun counter would be just if I want to, not because I have to you dumb hillbilly.


You don’t have aspirations to put skirting on that trailer? Lmao.


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Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by lvmiker
I hope that Roger doesn't take most of the advice offered here. He would end up renting space on birdwatcher's floor.
mike r


Roger could stay for free, of course.


Let's analyze the over/under on Birdy's roost v. highway underpass.

Objective analysis:

BR: Sleep on floor, no hot water, no A/C;

HU: Sleep on floor, no hot water, no A/C.

Subjective analysis:

BR: Exposure ta endless bullshit stories, told by resident box wine hasbeen:

HU: Exposure ta endless bullshit stories, told by resident Night Train hasbeen.

Tough decision.

LMAO


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Originally Posted by callnum
The same old fuggs that are confused with 4 way stops, roundabouts and the self checkout at Walmart,

Wrong guys to ask.

LOL


Old guy here. Been married a long time. My advice would echo some of the old school stuff, so I’ve kept to myself. No reason to pile on. I confess, though, that I’d rather face a pit bull than take produce through the self checkout. 😳 Makes me quiver just thinking about it!

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Originally Posted by jackmountain
STX,
The grass ain’t greener. If you’re miserable, there’s a really good chance it’s you, not her.


You should become a motivational speaker.


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Originally Posted by SandBilly
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Originally Posted by jackmountain
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Originally Posted by Beaver10
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Originally Posted by jackmountain
I bet Rogers got at least 6 PM’s asking for his old lady’s cell # if he goes through with the divorce.
Well to be fair, not everybody keeps all their breeding within the family like you jack. I mean gosh, some folks even move away from their sisters and cousins these days instead of living together in a commune with all their "Wrong Turn" kin and looking for dates at the family picnic.


Blackie has tapped himself back into the ring with Jack.

BH, just curious. Did you throw your sobriety down the shîtter this morning?

Picking fights ? Swinging first ? Hmmm.

I love this place.

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My sobriety is permanent. Jack swung first but he's a dumb hillbilly living with all his buck toothed, inbred kin so his opinion don't count for shyt.


My biggest aspiration in life is to work the “gun counter” at, wait..... wait..... wait..... DICK’S SPORTING GOODS!!
LMFAO!
Has the unemployment benny’s ended so you can live off the social security benny’s yet?
Gun counter would be just if I want to, not because I have to you dumb hillbilly.


You don’t have aspirations to put skirting on that trailer? Lmao.


Have you seen his pic? Kingston has it. He has zero aspirations or a -1 aspirations. LMAO


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Originally Posted by Blackheart
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Originally Posted by Blackheart
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Blackheart
Originally Posted by jackmountain
I bet Rogers got at least 6 PM’s asking for his old lady’s cell # if he goes through with the divorce.
Well to be fair, not everybody keeps all their breeding within the family like you jack. I mean gosh, some folks even move away from their sisters and cousins these days instead of living together in a commune with all their "Wrong Turn" kin and looking for dates at the family picnic.


Blackie has tapped himself back into the ring with Jack.

BH, just curious. Did you throw your sobriety down the shîtter this morning?

Picking fights ? Swinging first ? Hmmm.

I love this place.

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My sobriety is permanent. Jack swung first but he's a dumb hillbilly living with all his buck toothed, inbred kin so his opinion don't count for shyt.


My biggest aspiration in life is to work the “gun counter” at, wait..... wait..... wait..... DICK’S SPORTING GOODS!!
LMFAO!
Has the unemployment benny’s ended so you can live off the social security benny’s yet?
Gun counter would be just if I want to, not because I have to you dumb hillbilly.

You don’t “have too” because you live off the tax payers. On the govt dole. Congrats!



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No but I need it for my documentary.


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Originally Posted by Cheyenne
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STX,
The grass ain’t greener. If you’re miserable, there’s a really good chance it’s you, not her.


You should become a motivational speaker.

Take a vacation without your wife . Two weeks vacation and your head will clear up and you’ll have the decision. Rule no. 1 is eat an oz. of shrooms


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Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by callnum
The same old fuggs that are confused with 4 way stops, roundabouts and the self checkout at Walmart,

Wrong guys to ask.

LOL


Yeah but most don’t have fantasies of getting the 5 finger fister from John Tester. Lol



How many times you been divorced 2 or 3? LOL



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Originally Posted by jackmountain
STX,
The grass ain’t greener. If you’re miserable, there’s a really good chance it’s you, not her.


Ouch! A truth bomb if I’ve ever seen one!

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Originally Posted by SandBilly
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The same old fuggs that are confused with 4 way stops, roundabouts and the self checkout at Walmart,

Wrong guys to ask.

LOL


Yeah but most don’t have fantasies of getting the 5 finger fister from John Tester. Lol


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Originally Posted by callnum
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by callnum
The same old fuggs that are confused with 4 way stops, roundabouts and the self checkout at Walmart,

Wrong guys to ask.

LOL


Yeah but most don’t have fantasies of getting the 5 finger fister from John Tester. Lol



How many times you been divorced 2 or 3? LOL


Zero, the same as the last jig president you voted for, commie. 😆


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