funny a pillow biter with daddy issues from Montana would presume to understand complex relationships between heterosexual men and women in Texas. You should stick to your specialty: run away vulnerable teenage boys from the Rez. lol
Originally Posted by callnum
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Roger are you writing down all these insightful tips to improve upon your marriage ?
Let’s revisit some of the best ones.
1. Try the Anal Highway, but it ain’t Hershey...Thanks, BobbyBrownEye for that one.
2. If your wife’s broke...Leave her ! You can’t do any worse. Umm, SandBilly, maybe?
3. If you have an STD, give it to the girl you like the most...She’ll always be yours then. Alex “Arod” said that.
4. Never listen to your best friends that care about you...They are jealous of your life and want you to fail. Several members
5. You should drink more. Nobody has ever made a bad decision while fücked up. That sounds like Sock Puppet.
6. If you hate the sight of your wife....Only take her from behind and tell her prison is your new kink. Pornhub Diaries.
7. Just be kind to yourself and the lady who has shared a home with you all these years -
Or, you can skull fück her, especially if she has an STD and is trying to give it to you. Blackheart
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You forgot where Lynn body slammed the hell out of IB.
LOL
Seriously stx you are asking old fugging boomers on here who more than half have been divorced more than once relationship advice?
This thread is like dinnertime in the break hall. Vicious and fun. More fun when it's not your turn to be saddled up. But, sometimes you take a shot that's so good, it's hilarious even if it was directed at you.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
And how did that work out for you Mister hippie bike rider
No complaints. A twenty-year marriage to an attractive woman ten years younger’n me. Raised a son, have a granddaughter, pretty much had a life.
Which is prob’ly why getting laid don’t concern me much any more, been there, done that.
Never was a hippie either; never been a joiner, alcohol and caffeine have always been the drugs of choice. I just had no inclination to own things is all, never have.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
I dated a stripper once. Crystal. I woulda married her, I asked, begged, she said she loved me, but then, that bitch, oh it's too painful, I can't talk about it.
I knew crystal. He was pretty hawt if I's remember correctly
Well hell, if you'd just adopted Rogers dating habits you could have picked up plenty on the playground with just a lollipop for bait.
Roger? More like he was screwing Bandidos hot Ol’Ladies when their men were passed out in the next room. Roger was a regular Tex-Mex Redneck Working Class 007 😎 Muy suave con juevos grandes....
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
I dated a stripper once. Crystal. I woulda married her, I asked, begged, she said she loved me, but then, that bitch, oh it's too painful, I can't talk about it.
I knew crystal. He was pretty hawt if I's remember correctly
I dated a stripper once. Crystal. I woulda married her, I asked, begged, she said she loved me, but then, that bitch, oh it's too painful, I can't talk about it.
I knew crystal. He was pretty hawt if I's remember correctly
Were you pitching or catching ?
They flipped a coin
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
I dated a stripper once. Crystal. I woulda married her, I asked, begged, she said she loved me, but then, that bitch, oh it's too painful, I can't talk about it.
I knew crystal. He was pretty hawt if I's remember correctly
Were you pitching or catching ?
I couldn't afford crystal because my 12 k mobile home was washed down small NY river during a rain storm
I dated a stripper once. Crystal. I woulda married her, I asked, begged, she said she loved me, but then, that bitch, oh it's too painful, I can't talk about it.
I knew crystal. He was pretty hawt if I's remember correctly
Were you pitching or catching ?
I couldn't afford crystal because my 12 k mobile home was washed down small NY river during a rain storm
Sorry to hear that. I'm sure you two would have had a great time together.
STX, The grass ain’t greener. If you’re miserable, there’s a really good chance it’s you, not her.
That is about what I told my ex wife over 35 years ago. What I told her was that where ever she went she was going be unhappy because she couldn't leave herself behind. I was right.
Patriotism (and religion) is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
STX, The grass ain’t greener. If you’re miserable, there’s a really good chance it’s you, not her.
That is about what I told my ex wife over 35 years ago. What I told her was that where ever she went she was going be unhappy because she couldn't leave herself behind. I was right.
