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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2001
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Nope, I stay away from liberal's! ![[Linked Image]](https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/download/Number/162561/filename/IMG_20200714_184021.jpg) F U G 'bout lost my ribeye...........
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 26,576 Likes: 17
Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2004
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Back when I was stationed on a Coast Guard buoy tender, we made a port call in Port Aransas. About two weeks after that, something that looked like an MMA fighter's cauliflower ear started growing on my helmet. I didn't know what it was, but I asked the corpsman if he wanted to look at it or just give me some penicillin. He couldn't hand me the script quick enough.
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Joined: Dec 2010
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Dec 2010
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real men don't get STD's. They give them.
My diploma is a DD214
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Joined: Jun 2020
Posts: 10,840
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jun 2020
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FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP
GOD BLESS THE USA
WWG1WGA
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,168 Likes: 38
Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
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Dang.
That ones a coin flip..... him or her...... I’ll bet ya a bag of Martha White flour it’s a dude
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Nov 2010
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Dang.
That ones a coin flip..... him or her...... I’ll bet ya a bag of Martha White flour it’s a dude The thick eyebrows? 😂🤪 Looks like someone that works the Walmart’s self checkout area. Don’t know what to call em. Just say “hey pod’na. Come enter my birthday so i can get this keystone light 30 pk” Or a Subway.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 7,953 Likes: 15
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2013
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Noticed drippy dick bout 4 days later while taking a morming dump.
Went to EMMC
Got rodded... strange feeling getting a med q tip shoved up your crank and twisted.
They asked me about my " contact" to notify her.
Some chick I picked up in a bar and railed.
Dont even remember her name.
Day later got a call , got a 7 day zithro pack after they gave me a antibiotic shot.
"Rodded"  Buddy in high school pretty much described the same scenario . Said afterwards, would much prefer putting his dick in something, than the other way around. Always carried a head gasket for his hot rod after that.
Roy
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
The Dildō Of Consequence Rarely Arrives Lubed
Waterboarding isn't illegal if you use diesel
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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One Jewish guy talking to another about STD's.
"Not to worry Isaac, I've heard that it is a disease of the gentiles."
My other auto is a .45
The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price has faded from memory
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