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Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Monogamy is the same.
Me solum relinquatis
Molon Labe
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Ain’t nothing better than a good woman. Ain’t nothing worse than a bad one.
I damn sure don’t understand em, but I lucked out and got a good one...so far.
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"Social order at the expense of Liberty is hardly a bargain” de Sade "He who'll not reason is a Bigot, he who cannot is a Fool, and he who dares not is a Slave."SirWilliamDrummond
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LMAO You’re are one whoring sumnabitch. 😂 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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Ain’t nothing better than a good woman. Ain’t nothing worse than a bad one.
I damn sure don’t understand em, but I lucked out and got a good one...so far. I’ve had both...same woman. When they go bad, it’s like takin a jug of bad milk and taking a good swig. You stand there looking at it with this horrible taste in your mouth thinking “WTF, it’s not even expired yet”.
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Ain’t nothing better than a good woman. Ain’t nothing worse than a bad one.
I damn sure don’t understand em, but I lucked out and got a good one...so far. I’ve had both...same woman. When they go bad, it’s like takin a jug of bad milk and taking a good swig. You stand there looking at it with this horrible taste in your mouth thinking “WTF, it’s not even expired yet”. And all the people said amen.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Ain’t nothing better than a good woman. Ain’t nothing worse than a bad one.
I damn sure don’t understand em, but I lucked out and got a good one...so far. I’ve had both...same woman. When they go bad, it’s like takin a jug of bad milk and taking a good swig. You stand there looking at it with this horrible taste in your mouth thinking “WTF, it’s not even expired yet”. And all the people said amen. Amen brother.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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Campfire Oracle
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I lucked out and didn't marry a nagger. 42 years now 😊
Her 2 sisters are confirmed naggers and I can hardly stand being around them when they're nagging on their men. So, you kiss her ass and do what she says BEFORE she starts in on you.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Doesnt matter if they enjoy sex, they will turn against it because you enjoy it too.
Cut off that nose to spite a face.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Kahuna
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Understanding them ain't the problem, it's tolerating them that's the problem.
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Women, if they didn'y have a p**** there would be a bounty on them.......
Figures don't lie, But Liars figure Assumption is the mother of mistakes
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I like rifles. Would have lots of em, if not for a woman.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Doesnt matter if they enjoy sex, they will turn against it because you enjoy it too. Cut off that nose to spite a face. Ain’t nothing better than a good woman. Ain’t nothing worse than a bad one.
I damn sure don’t understand em, but I lucked out and got a good one...so far. I’ve had both...same woman. When they go bad, it’s like takin a jug of bad milk and taking a good swig. You stand there looking at it with this horrible taste in your mouth thinking “WTF, it’s not even expired yet”. One day you can be loving, hunting, fishing, camping, dinner out, movies etc then all of s sudden - nothing
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I witnessed a friend of mine tell his wife "Confucius say man too long in doghouse soon find cathouse."
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Most women have intelligent DNA in their bodies at times. Unfortunately most of them spit it out.
Sacred cows make good burgers when you know what temperature to cook them at.-Rev. Billy
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Campfire Ranger
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Nice to be 60 and not give a chit anymore.
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Campfire Tracker
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Married 25 years yesterday. Gave up trying to understand them decades ago. There's no logic to 'em. Why go through the aggravation of trying to understand them?
"A Republic, if you can keep it." ~ B. Franklin
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Doesnt matter if they enjoy sex, they will turn against it because you enjoy it too.
Cut off that nose to spite a face. Did you ever consider that they did enjoy sex until they experienced it with you? I mean, you post your opinions of women quite often. If you have ever written a complimentary word toward a woman, I sure missed it. It appears that you think they were put here to be your slave and semen spittoon, rather than best friend, help mate and equal partner in life. The one thing I do not understand about women is why this one has kept ME around for almost forty years.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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My wife is the most beautiful woman on this earth and I love her more than life it self .
Writing here is Prohibited by the authorities.
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"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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