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Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? Idaho_Shooter #16239390 07/09/21
Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 43,899 Likes: 7 Hi-Line SamOlson Campfire 'Bwana
SamOlson Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 43,899 Likes: 7 Hi-Line	lol I get a kick out of it when driving by the $$$ farmer fields and see skips.

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? Idaho_Shooter #16239406 07/09/21
Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 43,899 Likes: 7 Hi-Line SamOlson Campfire 'Bwana
SamOlson Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 43,899 Likes: 7 Hi-Line	Just went outside to move the lawn sprinkler, took a piss while I was at it. Five mosquitoes landed on my dick.

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? SamOlson #16239414 07/09/21
Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,450 Likes: 14 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna
Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,450 Likes: 14 Montana	Originally Posted by SamOlson Just went outside to move the lawn sprinkler, took a piss while I was at it. Five mosquitoes landed on my dick. Thats precision flying! I am MAGA.

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? SamOlson #16239415 07/09/21
Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 23,506 Oregon Beaver10 Campfire Ranger
Beaver10 Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 23,506 Oregon	Originally Posted by SamOlson Just went outside to move the lawn sprinkler, took a piss while I was at it. Five mosquitoes landed on my dick. We’re they sharing a magnifying glass, this time ? Punch to the plexes. 😝🦫 Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? SamOlson #16239416 07/09/21
Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 25,107 South Carolina MadMooner Campfire Ranger
MadMooner Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 25,107 South Carolina	Originally Posted by SamOlson Just went outside to move the lawn sprinkler, took a piss while I was at it. Five mosquitoes landed on my dick. 5!?! Must of been a crowded LZ. “Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”

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Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? Jim_Conrad #16239419 07/09/21
Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA B BobBrown Campfire Outfitter
BobBrown Campfire Outfitter B Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA	Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Originally Posted by SamOlson Just went outside to move the lawn sprinkler, took a piss while I was at it. Five mosquitoes landed on my dick. Thats precision flying! Hyper precision Lmao FUGK CCP It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? Beaver10 #16239422 07/09/21
Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA B BobBrown Campfire Outfitter
BobBrown Campfire Outfitter B Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA	Originally Posted by Beaver10 Originally Posted by SamOlson Just went outside to move the lawn sprinkler, took a piss while I was at it. Five mosquitoes landed on my dick. We’re they sharing a magnifying glass, this time ? Punch to the plexes. 😝🦫 LOL EVEN YOUR dumb azz got a piece FUGK CCP It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? BillyGoatGruff #16239452 07/09/21
Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,230 Likes: 24 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle
ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,230 Likes: 24 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn...	Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff Originally Posted by SamOlson That is a legitimate question. Our problem with putting up a large building is that we are tight for build able space at the farm. Pinched in between a highway and 3-4 year flood plain. The farm has grown but the space has shrunk. Neighbors have property on one side that would be perfect but there are a dozen owners and buying would be impossible. And building away from the house invites theft. I would love to have more room close to home. Stilts cuzzin. Like the beachfront property retards in hurricane land have. Pilings are common in permafrost building areas also. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? Idaho_Shooter #16239460 07/09/21
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BobBrown Campfire Outfitter B Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA	Be like pilings common, bro What what FUGK CCP It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? Idaho_Shooter #16239462 07/09/21
Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 25,107 South Carolina MadMooner Campfire Ranger
MadMooner Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 25,107 South Carolina	Lol. Everybody jumping on Sammo dick jokes. 😂 Anyway, enjoy CiCi’s pizza, Idaho Shooter. Tell renegade we said hi. “Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”

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Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? Idaho_Shooter #16239467 07/09/21
Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,892 Likes: 10 Iowa/NW Ontario W wabigoon Campfire Kahuna
wabigoon Campfire Kahuna W Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,892 Likes: 10 Iowa/NW Ontario	These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? Beaver10 #16239468 07/09/21
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 25,922 Likes: 2 West Treasure Valley, Idaho I Idaho_Shooter OP Campfire Ranger
OP Idaho_Shooter Campfire Ranger I Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 25,922 Likes: 2 West Treasure Valley, Idaho	Quote Are your sterilized ? Asking, cuz your life seems boring as fûck. LOL 🦫 I guess, if you asked, you must want to know for some reason. But yes. Since Dec 31, 1984. No bother with birth control makes for much more fun in the sack. Boring? Not at all. I just figure if I have to be drunk in order to stand the company of certain people, it is healthier, less expensive, less painful, and a whole lot wiser to just avoid said company, and enjoy life sober. People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? Idaho_Shooter #16239476 07/09/21
Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA B BobBrown Campfire Outfitter
BobBrown Campfire Outfitter B Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA	Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter Quote Are your sterilized ? Asking, cuz your life seems boring as fûck. LOL 🦫 I guess, if you asked, you must want to know for some reason. But yes. Since Dec 31, 1984. No bother with birth control makes for much more fun in the sack. Boring? Not at all. I just figure if I have to be drunk in order to stand the company of certain people, it is healthier, less expensive, less painful, and a whole lot wiser to just avoid said company, and enjoy life sober. She must be asking so she’ll know if she needs a female condom. LOL FUGK CCP It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? MadMooner #16239483 07/09/21
Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 43,899 Likes: 7 Hi-Line SamOlson Campfire 'Bwana
SamOlson Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 43,899 Likes: 7 Hi-Line	Originally Posted by MadMooner Lol. Everybody jumping on Sammo dick jokes. 😂 Dude, I'm shell shocked right now! Relentless attack on my schlong.

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? wabigoon #16239484 07/09/21
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BobBrown Campfire Outfitter B Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA	Originally Posted by wabigoon Is this inside, or outside? The one in the middle has your name all over it FUGK CCP It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? SamOlson #16239487 07/09/21
Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA B BobBrown Campfire Outfitter
BobBrown Campfire Outfitter B Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA	Originally Posted by SamOlson Originally Posted by MadMooner Lol. Everybody jumping on Sammo dick jokes. 😂 Dude, I'm shell shocked right now! Relentless attack on my shlong. You got small feet and hands don’t you ? FUGK CCP It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? Idaho_Shooter #16239499 07/09/21
Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA B BobBrown Campfire Outfitter
BobBrown Campfire Outfitter B Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA	Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter Quote Are your sterilized ? Asking, cuz your life seems boring as fûck. LOL 🦫 I guess, if you asked, you must want to know for some reason. But yes. Since Dec 31, 1984. No bother with birth control makes for much more fun in the sack. Boring? Not at all. I just figure if I have to be drunk in order to stand the company of certain people, it is healthier, less expensive, less painful, and a whole lot wiser to just avoid said company, and enjoy life sober. You obviously ingested a metric schidt ton of Old Recipe Crayola Crayons when they were still legal The condensed version is there’s millions Americans legallyy RETARDED due to eating Crayola crayons in elementary schools On the real Last edited by BobBrown; 07/09/21. FUGK CCP It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? BobBrown #16239531 07/09/21
Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 43,899 Likes: 7 Hi-Line SamOlson Campfire 'Bwana
SamOlson Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 43,899 Likes: 7 Hi-Line	Originally Posted by BobBrown You got small feet and hands don’t you ? Go up stairs and ask your mom.

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? Idaho_Shooter #16239560 07/09/21
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,411 West, W. Fla. Republic O Old_Toot Campfire Ranger
Old_Toot Campfire Ranger O Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,411 West, W. Fla. Republic	Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter Around the homestead, that is? Folks talking all the time about grill this, barbecue that, and even outdoor griddles. Sure up in the woods camping, feeding a tribe, that's a thing. Just a couple of us on a hunting trip, we're cooking over the campfire, just like Grandpa and Uncles always did. But around the house? Hell, I have a perfectly good electric range. And if the power goes out, there's a gas range in the RV. After thirty years of marriage with no outside grill, Momma thought we needed one, cause everyone else has one! I told her, after thirty years, if we had needed one, we would have had one. But no, she insisted. It sat on the deck for five years, and got fired up three times. One of which was to smoke a twenty five pound turkey with hickory chips. It was not bad, but did not match what the guy at the butcher plant can do. I finally sent the thing home with my son. Six months later, he threw it on a load going to the dump. That was almost five years ago. Now Momma is talking about paying big bucks for a Traeger. WT actual F? I could purchase another handgun with that kind of cash. Or pay for serious upgrades to the coming 1911. Sacre’ bleau, mon neg ! The degree of my privacy is no business of yours. What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.

Re: Who else has no use for outdoor cooking? Idaho_Shooter #16239565 07/09/21
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,718 Likes: 14 Texas hanco Campfire Savant
hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,718 Likes: 14 Texas	Cooked burgers on mesquite this evening

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