Inspiring: US Women's Soccer Team To Boycott Scoring Goals Until Racism Is Defeated
I love the Bee IMO the woke wing nuts are mentally unstable to start with... as more of us just point and laugh they will likely just crawl back into their basements, where they belong.
TOKYO—People were stunned after the U.S. women's soccer team lost to Sweden in the Olympics this week by a score of 3-0—until the team revealed they are boycotting scoring any goals until racism is defeated.
"Yeah, we didn't score any goals against Sweden last night, but that was totally on purpose," said star player and beloved activist Megan Rapinoe. "This isn't the time to score goals—when America is still racist. We totally could have beaten Sweden but we decided as a team that no goals will be scored until complete equality has been achieved in America. Also, we demand a hefty raise."
Onlookers were stunned during the second half of the game when Rapinoe dribbled the ball all the way to Sweden's unprotected goal and whispered "This is for you, people of color," before kicking the ball straight into the air and running headfirst into the goalpost.
"This may be one of the most powerful performances in the history of sports," said Teen Vogue's sportswriter who has never watched sports.
The U.S. Women's team is demanding to remain in the Olympic tournament and promises to continue its streak of zero goals. Inspiring!
US Women's Soccer Team To Boycott Scoring Goals Until Racism Is Defeated
That might be the most idiotic thing I've ever read.
Inspiring? I think not.
EDIT: Just read the headline, didn't click the link & didn't see it was the Babylon Bee, a well known satire site.
But... I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn it was true.
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Didn’t you guys ever read MAD magazine growing up???
Same thing only on the Interweb!!
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"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
Didn’t you guys ever read MAD magazine growing up???
Same thing only on the Interweb!!
Nah, the Bee is way better than MAD magazine ever was..... totally worth a bookmark. Their humor helps keep me (reasonably) sane.
Of course its way better. That was just the best analogy I could think of! 😉
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
Progressives are the most open minded, tolerant, and inclusive people on the planet, as long as you agree with everything they say, and do exactly as you're told.
