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I guess what spurred this thread was an advertisement I always get on my phone.
Its for some kind of nutsack shave device. Manscaped or some such nonsense.
The woman holding the clippers is a dark haired beauty....with a friggin huge arm tattoo.
So this fugging broad with the heart mom and anchor tattoo wants me to shave my nads and no doubt wear capri pants like the rest of you daily shower fairies?
Screw that. I bet I could whip her ass. I bet you could whoopass on her too. But, the odds are, without the daily shower and the nadscaping, you ain't gettin any nookie from her though. Neither are the dudes that buy that commercial idea....................but they dream they will.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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All I ever wanted was FTW on the knuckles of my left hand.
Kinda glad now I never got them when drinking.
And a particular shark on my back. AK native type, but a symbol of their culture and I'd have had to ask for permission. As a fishhead I thought it appropriate for me.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I occasionally see people on social media asking for tattoo ideas. Something like, "I want some new ink, but I need ideas on what to get". IMO, it's a bad enough idea to get something you think you want, but a far worse idea to get something on the advice of others. Then again, the whole appeal of tattoos is lost on me.
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June and July's rent payment.
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To me, I’m okay with a tattoo if it represents a world class achievement of some sort. For example, if it was a SEAL team or special forces tattoo. Personally I’m not into ink as a body decoration. To each their own.
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To me, I’m okay with a tattoo if it represents a world class achievement of some sort. For example, if it was a SEAL team or special forces tattoo. Personally I’m not into ink as a body decoration. To each their own. Dude, My HS band went to the Rose Bowl twice while I was there. No, I didn't play, but I could have celebrated that event with a tat, right? At that time you could only go every other year, so they maxxed out! Best I ever did was carry in a sheet music stand so I could get in the basketball games free. It helped to have friends in the band.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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To me, I’m okay with a tattoo if it represents a world class achievement of some sort. For example, if it was a SEAL team or special forces tattoo. Personally I’m not into ink as a body decoration. To each their own. Dude, My HS band went to the Rose Bowl twice while I was there. No, I didn't play, but I could have celebrated that event with a tat, right? At that time you could only go every other year, so they maxxed out! Best I ever did was carry in a sheet music stand so I could get in the basketball games free. It helped to have friends in the band. Band was bad ass back in the day. Marching Band, Jazz Band and Concert/Orchestra. Band chicks put out.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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Have seen some nice tats but never one I wanted to wear all day every day forever
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High school band? Seriously?
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Now I have the fricken munchies..
Indeed. Many a college night was finalized with tater tots, ketchup and Tabasco...
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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I've never seen any woman that looked better because of her tattoos
I recently saw a woman from years back and she'd aged pretty badly, and had quite a few tattoos from way back when, and she looked like she was bruised from jumping out of a car window going down the road She probably wouldn't have looked so much like a burned out old whore if it wasn't for those tattoos
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Now I have the fricken munchies..
Indeed. Many a college night was finalized with tater tots, ketchup and Tabasco... Lol I remember those nights and loading up on cold cuts to bring back from the cafeteria before closing early on Saturday.
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Visit your local swimming spot. You'll get an eyeful. It takes a half acre of tattoo to cover up some of those spreads of bare skin.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Some with tats don't seem to understand that with the money they spent on ink they could have purchased a Ferrari.
I mean, if you're an attention whore, go top drawer....
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I've told my kids they have to pass an examination and be certified to have no tattoos to inherit from me. Otherwise their part goes to the non-tattooed legatees. A friend of mine has done that, too. It works,
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A lot of talented folks out there...Andy Locke in Gettysburg is awesome...but none of this type of work is cheap. Even so....is it something you want on your body the rest of your days? I thought about it a million times, but im 50 and still dont have any. Don't know who they are either.
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I have no tattoos. I have no piercings. I have no jewelry. Sometimes I wish I owned a watch but I manage with out one.
I find a women's skin to be far more attractive with no modifications. I don't even like tans. I never understood women who tan their whole life thinging it is making them more attractive and then when older they complain about wrinkles.
Old women with old tattoos and sun damaged skin. Strange.
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Huh ... had to google him. I've never watched wrestling. I'll bet covid hit them hard. They probably all have high blood pressure. Like the sumo guys.
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