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Cremation then use the leaf blower to spread the ashes! Family knows half go to the mountains, half to the ocean. Unless they just flush and save the time!

Make me ashes and scatter em with the ashes of my favorite dog. Rangely lake would work. A lot of great memories from there. But, those who survive me could choose the where if they chose.

I mentioned on a previous post that “The Old Man’s” last words to my brother and I was “I’ll see you boys on the Big Rock”.
The Big Rock sticks outta the mountain near the top in the state game lands near home. We always hunted up there, so now every year in Buck Season, I go up there and leave a beer and a cigarette for Dad.
I told Ben when I kick off, I want cremated and he’s supposed to take me up there in a mason jar and give it a chuck.
It’s been a while since he’s made the trip with me, so he’ll probably have to hunt it, but the Rock and “The Old Man” are always there.
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Nobody for the Hans Solo or Ted Williams superfreeze?

Revive in the year 2525

I'm not taking up any unnecessary space in the ground so it's cremation for me and my wife can do whatever she wants with my remains, as long as she doesn't flush me down the toilet.

Ash's for me, dump at least part of them in my hunting woods.

I'd like to be cremated and shot out into the galaxy on a small space probe with a Trump bumper sticker on it - Jeff Bezos, will you sponsor my request??

Cremation. Buy ammo with cost savings LOL

Cremate me and spread my ashes over the mountains. Just, please, don't let The Dude and Walter do it.

This. Explicitly written for both of us in our trust.

I have always told the kids, When I am done with it, it will be an empty vessel. Treat it as such.

I sure as hell ain't going to be looking over their shoulder to see what they do, nor would I care.

We have found a local place that does a great job of cremation including transport of the deceased to their facility. Just prior to Covid, they took care of the Mother in Law. $800 out the door.

25 percent of the cost for the same service at three different local funeral homes.

There is a live drainage ditch through our old family farm. I told the kids they could dump the ashes there. That would keep the ashes out of the septic tank.

BBQ my ass. I will be dead, no sense in wasting money on a.funeral.
Told my wife to take the money for a funeral and go on a singles cruise after I croak.
Wife's family has a memorial set up at the house on Lake of the Ozarks where
everyone's ashes are dumped into a pit.

Cremation. Most spread into the Gulf Stream, with the rest mixed with some special epoxy and made into heads for a few offshore trolling lures. Those lures will be given to a few younger sportfish captains who worked with me over the years, so they can keep fishing with me and winning blue marlin tournaments long after I’m gone.

Fish ON!!!

I've told my wife and kids to cremate me and dump my ashes in our familys pet cemetery. I'd rather spend eternity next to my old dogs rather than any place else. Its on our family homestead behind our house and just past a BBQ ramada that weve spent a lot of time at. That way every time theyre BBQing and drinking beer together they can come over a pour a little out for me. Hoping they dont decide to take a pee on me though.

Whatever is cheapest, won't matter to me.

Something cool about a guy wanting to be with his best dogs, rather than his women. I’ve heard it a lot.

Figure some of us have spent a lifetime with our spouse, just rather have an enjoyable afterlife hunting with our dogs than listening to an endless list of “Honey Do Chores” from her.

Laffin

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Same here, I hope they enjoy the dispersal locations as much as I did.


mike r

I told my wife and kids to cremate me and dump my ashes in the Llano river. Dump them upstream near Mason and then head to Castell and drink a beer as I float on past.

Burn my sorry ass and toss me in the ocean.