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Hilarious!


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There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway
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LOL! Good one.

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Mine hunts deer, shoots pretty good, is a great cook, and ain’t got a liberal bone in her body!
I’m a lucky sob!
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Originally Posted by Clarkm


Clarkm, thanks for that reference. I ran across it in an old archived file when looking for something else. Did not have a reference on it.

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When the internet was usenet in the 1990s, there was no censorship,
Unlike today with Twitter, YouTube, Wikipedia, Facebook, Instagram, etc.

But you could get fired, if you posted the wrong joke from a work computer:(


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That’s hilarious 🤣

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Good stuff !


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LMAO laugh


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Got an lol here. Thanks!

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Most men tend to look the situation over and contemplate various options and possibilities and probabilities. They think with logic.

Most women tend to see how they feel about the situation emotionally and from that feeling decide how to act and react to it. They think with their heart or feelings and make decisions accordingly.

Thats why men invented the wheel, steam and then internal combustion engine, airplane, helicopters, automobiles, elevators, high rise buildings, tractors, plows, combines, cotton pickers, xray and ct and mri machines, medicines, microscopes, computers, telephones, tvs, fans, electric lights, commodes, plumbing, windmills, sail ships, watches, radios, stoves, diswashers, sewing machines, .............

While being told it would never work and they were pissing off their time.

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The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

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Originally Posted by jaguartx

Thats why men invented the diswashers, sewing machines, .............
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7. Dishwasher
• Inventor: Josephine Cochran
• Year / period: 1872


My wife has a patent in modulating a back light.


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Laurie never would have made the cut for a Carl;s Jr. commercial.


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So true ... and they probably ended-up banging in the end and now live in misery with three kids leeching off of them and a mountain of debt piling-up that they know they'll die with all the while both wishing they could strangle-the-frick-outta that lit teacher who set them on their torturous path twenty-something years ago.


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In a nation where anything goes ... eventually, everything will. We're almost there.
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