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That is going to be exactly what I'm doing today. I have a date with the surgeon today-- general anesthetic/outpatient.
I'm enjoying my last cup of coffee now. Then that's it. I should be back in my chair at home by 1600 LIMA. I just pray they bomb the snot out of me so I don't give a rat's ass. Don't expect any updates until tomorrow sometime. I won't have any word on the pathology for a week.
Yesterday, we gave the nut a big send-off. It was my drinking buddies and my family all together at the watering hole. A good time was had by all.
I'd appreciate it if you'd think of me around Noon today and whisper a hearty GFY. Prayers are also welcome.
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You should really have that thing freeze dried and sewn into the lining of your wife's purse. Would be pretty funny to have your wife keep your ball in her purse.
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I was going to make that joke when you first posted about this, but I thought it may have been in poor taste. Happy your attitude is so good when facing this event. Be thinking and praying for ya today. God bless.
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I was going to make that joke when you first posted about this, but I thought it may have been in poor taste. Happy your attitude is so good when facing this event. Be thinking and praying for ya today. God bless. Oh, please do! I'm a big one for tasteless and inappropriate jokes. In fact, I'd love to come back to this thread on Tuesday and see it filled with crass nut jokes. I'll know my nut went for a greater purpose. I have it in my living will that I want my body donated for the purpose of rude practical jokes by first-year med students.
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Good luck, will say a few words for you.
From what I've been reading,
The left nut is a pretty big gift!
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Just to get you started, I went looking for a proper limerick for the occasion. Sadly, the Daily Dirty Limerick had 4 pages of useless drivel including multiple versions of one that ended: "And sparks flew out of his ass."
I waded through all 4 pages, and the best I could find was:
There once was a pirate named Bates
Who attempted to rhumba on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.
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Good luck Shaman!
Only advice I have for you is, don't be Testy with the Doc.
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I already said a prayer, so GFY Mr one nut
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...it wastes your time and annoys the pig!
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Wonder what a half eunuch is called........
Good luck and have fun learning to walk straight again.
GFY!
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Good luck with the surgery, and recovery. It will be a long wait for results, that will be the hard part...
Get them to put a rock in its place so you can keep your balance and preserve your stone measure.
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Change your handle to Unno
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Good luck I had Testicular cancer on 1997.I have been doing great ever since. Make sure you follow up on all your testing.Also get your testosterone levels checked regularly.
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If you donate your right eye you'll be more symmetrical and it will help balance the weight loss.
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I’m anxious to see your new avatar. 🥜
When I was working, a supervisor at our location would collect single nuts (from bolts) and send them to his buddy at another location. When I asked why he said he only had one.
Wag more, bark less.
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The Rodeo song.... went something like this.
Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he’s a one ball man and he is off to the rodeo.....
God speed ol man.
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Prayers for a successful surgery
if a man speaks, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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I hope all goes well, pickle your nut with some quail eggs and pass the jar with your drinking buddies after they get pickled.
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Just relax and have a ball little buddy.
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"Won-hung-lo"...is your new name, and yes the Rodeo Song is your new anthem...
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