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Flew in to about 7’. Next thing I know, she was belly up. I fired a shot to scare her off, but even though PCR tests are inconclusive, I know she has COVID. I think that’s why she died…

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I'm no duck hunter, but I thought mallards were male... maybe it was a transgendered mallard, as I've heard trannies have a 45% suicide rate, so definitely a COVID death.


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Males are drakes.

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Mallard is a species of duck. Males are drakes and females are hens.


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Last thing thru her mind

Oh schit.........

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At least you didn't ruin much meat.


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Could have been suicide

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I'm pretty sure that one died from noheadvid.........


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Yep. Definitely Covid…

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Dead hens don't lay eggs.


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Shooting the occasional Susie isn’t going to make that big of a difference in the mallard population.

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Oh, yes....The Cranial Covid Variant.

It’s fatal

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If only the vaccine had been available.


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Originally Posted by dukxdog
Dead hens don't lay eggs.




When you’re hunting up here starting on 9/1, they’re all brown.

Plus, I’m a super tolerant duck hunter. I demonstrate inclusivity at every opportunity. I make sure there’s gender equality every chance I get, or whatever.

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Rub some Ivermectin on the affected area.


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Echo variant!

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This thread quacks me up.


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Bad news, folks… It appears to be spreading at an alarming rate.

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Good shooting!

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You must really enjoy eating duck to be out shooting hens....

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