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Flew in to about 7’. Next thing I know, she was belly up. I fired a shot to scare her off, but even though PCR tests are inconclusive, I know she has COVID. I think that’s why she died…
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I'm no duck hunter, but I thought mallards were male... maybe it was a transgendered mallard, as I've heard trannies have a 45% suicide rate, so definitely a COVID death.
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Mallard is a species of duck. Males are drakes and females are hens.
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Last thing thru her mind
Oh schit.........
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At least you didn't ruin much meat.
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I'm pretty sure that one died from noheadvid.........
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Yep. Definitely Covid…
Nice shot
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Dead hens don't lay eggs.
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Shooting the occasional Susie isn’t going to make that big of a difference in the mallard population.
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Oh, yes....The Cranial Covid Variant.
It’s fatal
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If only the vaccine had been available.
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Dead hens don't lay eggs. When you’re hunting up here starting on 9/1, they’re all brown. Plus, I’m a super tolerant duck hunter. I demonstrate inclusivity at every opportunity. I make sure there’s gender equality every chance I get, or whatever.
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Rub some Ivermectin on the affected area.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
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This thread quacks me up.
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Bad news, folks… It appears to be spreading at an alarming rate.
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You must really enjoy eating duck to be out shooting hens....
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