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... as well as old and grumpy, your wife will do things that are irritating. Mine leaves crumpled-up napkins lying on the kitchen table and on the stand between our recliners.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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My wife cannot seem to understand what a trash can is for.
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My wife cannot seem to understand what a trash can is for. Mine just asks questions a different way... Multiple times, when she doesn't get the answer she's hoping for the first time. I'm patient and don't yell, or get grumpy.... The first 3 or 4 times...  After number 3 or 4, it's gonna get sporty. 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Nut in onea em, and put it back.
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I’m the person that does that here. I have to make sure I don’t or she will remind me.
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You guys get back to me when your wife achieves the level of running the A/C with the windows open and we'll talk.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. 
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You guys get back to me when your wife achieves the level of running the A/C with the windows open and we'll talk. I also have a bonus MIL who leaves used dental floss on the end table and files her nails while sitting in my recliner.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You guys get back to me when your wife achieves the level of running the A/C with the windows open and we'll talk. I also have a bonus MIL who leaves used dental floss on the end table and files her nails while sitting in my recliner. Sharing the performance of oral hygiene is a truly selfless act.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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You guys get back to me when your wife achieves the level of running the A/C with the windows open and we'll talk. I also have a bonus MIL who leaves used dental floss on the end table and files her nails while sitting in my recliner. That's gotta be a hoot
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Mine leaves her sweetener packets everywhere. I saved all the ones I picked up for a month and dumped them in her purse.......
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, used up, worn out, bottle of Jim Beam in one hand and a .45 in the other, loudly proclaiming WOW-- What a Ride!"
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Understanding light switches are two way devices is apparently harder than I thought.
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
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How about having a whole table to put a drink on but only the edge will do?
…..only to bitch about knocking the drink off 10 minutes later
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You guys get back to me when your wife achieves the level of running the A/C with the windows open and we'll talk. I also have a bonus penalty MIL who leaves used dental floss on the end table and files her nails while sitting in my recliner. FIFY. 
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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Not a woman in the world understands how a thermostat works in the house. They also can’t comprehend why a car doesn’t put out heat till the engines warm. It’s rocket science I tell ya. Edk
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Campfire Kahuna
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Just the opposite here at my place
I’m the pig
I let six months worth of junk mail accumulate in the passenger side floorboard. Clean it all out when it gets as high was the glove box.
Then burn it all in the backyard like some Colonel Kurtz event
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Campfire Kahuna
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Mt wife is the most wonderful woman in the world!
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Not a woman in the world understands how a thermostat works in the house. They also can’t comprehend why a car doesn’t put out heat till the engines warm. It’s rocket science I tell ya. Edk Laffin 115* outside and wife will get in the car and set the A/C as far down as it will go (60*) because she thinks that will make it get to her desired 75* faster. I've probably told her a dozen times that's not how it works but still...
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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How about the MIL who visits and inspects all food items in the fridge & cabinets to make sure nothing is expired.
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My wife cannot seem to understand what a trash can is for. Mine just asks questions a different way... Multiple times, when she doesn't get the answer she's hoping for the first time. I'm patient and don't yell, or get grumpy.... The first 3 or 4 times... After number 3 or 4, it's gonna get sporty. I married her sister.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Everybody's gotta have a first wife.
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