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It’s usually a big surprise!!!

That "depends" . . .

Anyone sneeze so hard a squirt comes out?

Only the hotel hot tub.

Do liquid farts count?

Asking for a friend.

Never trust a fart.

No....But a few of us took a dump in Flaves yard.

Seemed a better solution than shîtting in our pants.

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No

I was about to start this thread a couple hours ago.

Who hasn't?

Ate something horrid once and on the way home had cramps and gurgling something fierce. Broke every traffic law in the books. Finally pulled into the driveway, got outta the truck and waddled my way into the house and bathroom. That schit (literally) wasn’t gonna wait one second longer. Damn it all to Hell, couldn’t even get the pants off. Swiped the curtain and straight into the shower, clothes and all LMAO.

Cause you might get a Shart.

Eating camp food once at 10,600 ft on a Co archery elk hunt. Sat on a ridge one cold morning below and off to the side where they travelled to bed. Had to go. Headed to the cool creek down the ridge and to the side away from their bedding area to keep them from smelling it in afternoon thermals.

Asked the Lord to not let me crap till i got in the creek. Well, HE didnt let me crap till i got in the creek.

Dayom that was one more cold ass bath.

Comes a time that sphincter has a mind of its own.

I'm 64, so I'd say not in the last 60 years or so, not that I can recall. And I'm sure I'd be able to recall such an episode.

How about just skid marks? A co-worker (who goes about 350 lbs.) insists that every man has skids, EVERY man, EVERY day. No exceptions!
I can easily see where he may have that problem, but I can't relate. Maybe he should buy brown boxers.

Yes! I was launching the boat and had just got back from parking the motor home when my gut began to growl. The restrooms were 100 yards from the dock and I began the panful squeeze trot up the hill. Just as I reached them I heard the door close and lock. I quickly checked the women's room, no luck occupied! I turned and headed across the road for a 100 yard trot through the woods back to the motor home. Twenty five yards from the motor home and I didn't make it. It was so bad I filled one sock. I have to admit after 175 yards and the restroom disappointment it felt good. Lucky for me the motor home was backed into the space and was hanging in the woods. I opened the door, stood behind it dropped my pants right there. The shower was in front of the door so I was able to enter the shower in just two steps. I cleaned up, redressed and got out a garbage bag. I didn't need those cloths anyway.

After I got back to the boat my wife was wondering what took me so long. My explanation sent her up the ramp to the restroom. She laughed so hard she almost peed her pants

You all heard my excessive drinking in FRG, 501 levis, and buck knife story.


So yep sure have.
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Got the Buck knife when I was 12.


Still let people with their " sharp" knives use it when they are gutting a deer doing cross cut sawing on belly skin with theirs.

SMH.....


Stop ....
Please.....

Here is a sharp knife.
Use it...
Cause your killing me right now watching you.....

I'm taking the fifth.
Paul B.

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