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There are ….. ‘degrees’
Typically at the conclusion of an unfortunate series of events.
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Everybody does when they first get here and
for a while after. If you live long enough, you
will again before you leave
When you have your colonoscopy, the
beverages you'll be swilling will make
you soil yourself. Nobody can avoid it
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Here pull my finger.......😳😳.....not that hard ..
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Campfire 'Bwana
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6 months or so ago I had diarrhea all one day, part of the night. The RIGHT NOW! kind. I stayed home - never got more than 50 feet from a toilet. Worse than the colonoscopies or giardia I've had. Next day my wife was working her volunteer job and the dogs were insisting on their walk, so I waited until 10:30 to be sure the chits were done. They were not - just laying in ambush. 100 yards from home on the return they struck. I figured I could make the house, and did. I did not factor in the time it would take to open the door and cover the last 20 feet to the nearest toilet. If there is a next time, it's the ditch, traffic or not - hell - it's state park there anyway. 
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The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Even the strongest of men can’t hold a [bleep]…
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Even the strongest of men can’t hold a [bleep]… LOL ! True
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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One of the first things I ever did was cshit my pants. Kept doing it for nearly three years until my parents got me to stop.
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Was down with the Covid for about 2 months, you have not had the schizzlin' fits until you have had the Covid schizzlin' fits. Absolutely uncontrollable liquid surprise after surprise.
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Yup ......A loose turd waits for no man.
living the good life every day
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Camp is where you make it.
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Why fight it.Just chit your pants and keep truckin.
Its all right to be white!!
Stupidity left unattended will run rampant
Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
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Some of the trolls here are so full of crap that they schit their face.
Progressives are the most open minded, tolerant, and inclusive people on the planet, as long as you agree with everything they say, and do exactly as you're told.
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Long story short. Heading down the interstate. Rest area ten miles. I can and did make it. But didn't make it across the parking lot. Only went in the restroom to cut my shorts off with my knife and clean up the best I could.
I can only blame it on the half dozen pork tamales I'd had the day before.
I could wish a lot of things on my worst enemy but neuropathy ain't one of them.
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Long story short. Heading down the interstate. Rest area ten miles. I can and did make it. But didn't make it across the parking lot. Only went in the restroom to cut my shorts off with my knife and clean up the best I could.
I can only blame it on the half dozen pork tamales I'd had the day before. too bad the resident doesn't have that excuse...
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..."
Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "
Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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Years spent driving longhaul.
Oh, yeah.
Even after I got a scrub bucket trashcan lined with bags for the truck.
Sometimes a place to pull over I'd just too far.
Heading toward the Atchafalaya basin bridge.
Felt just great even though I had loaded up at Crawfish Town.
Between the get off and the get back on ramps for the rest area,
BRRRRP! My gut didn't growl.
They roared.
"I can make the almost 20 miles to the rest area in the middle.
I'm only 23. Old people schidt themselves."
About 2 miles in, I was full clenched, goose bumps. Cold sweats.
Made the rest area!
"Yippeee!
Waddled in, bending only my knees. Hips were locked.
You know how cows let down their milk coming in to be milked?
I could feel my chit letting down as I knew I was going to be
able to drop my slurry.
"Oh, Fudge!"
A church bus had stopped in front of me.
There was a line for the only hole in the men's room.
Looked toward the ladies room, could here voices.
I aged a bunch that day.
The rest of the story is too schidty to tell.
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Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Here pull my finger.......😳😳.....not that hard .. hahaha
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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I ate a whole regular size bag of flaming hot chicharrones in one sitting once. I don’t recommend doing that on a road trip.
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