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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I'd hit Kristi Noem.....3 times?
FJB & FJT
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Tell your wife her butts getting a little big. See how that works out for you!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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My egg is a little too hard.
Ever see a white and yellow frisbee? 😳
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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"You got your hair done?
Huh,is there any kind of warranty?"
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That's great. 
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: May 2011
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GUTS
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS
Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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"your sister is sure looking good today"
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I'm going hunting this weekend with some buddies. If there's an emergency leave a message at the bar at the Cozy Corner in Winnemucca.
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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“It’s not the dress that makes you look fat, it’s your fat”
What fresh Hell is this?
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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From this view you look like your sister!!!
Thanks, Billy
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Two that come to mind, "Did you really need to buy that?" And, "You're the hottest grandma in Kansas." 
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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"your sister is sure looking good today" "Did you have sex with my sister?!!!!" "Ummmmm....which one are we talking about?"
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Campfire Regular
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My ex almost got violent one time when I said I wasn't a mind reader.
Society of Intolerant Old Men. Rifle Slut Division
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Campfire Outfitter
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FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP
GOD BLESS THE USA
WWG1WGA
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Smith and Wessons are Thoroughbreds; Rugers are Clydesdales —John Taffin
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I'd hit Kristi Noem.....3 times? A day for the rest of my life👍
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"You got your hair done?
Huh,is there any kind of warranty?" I asked my ex if she paid for the hairdo one time. It was cold for a few nights
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Maybe some day I’ll care as much about you as I do my guns and the dog.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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“What’s in the bowl, bitch?”
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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