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Re: Things not to say to your wife SandBilly #16486012 09/30/21
Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 23,506 Oregon Beaver10 Campfire Ranger
Beaver10 Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 23,506 Oregon	Originally Posted by SandBilly “What’s in the bowl, bitch?” ADC Da Man ! 🦫 Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16486018 09/30/21
Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 23,506 Oregon Beaver10 Campfire Ranger
Beaver10 Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 23,506 Oregon	My girlfriend is pregnant...You wanted another kid, didn’t you ? 🦫 Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”

Re: Things not to say to your wife Beaver10 #16486024 09/30/21
Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA B BobBrown Campfire Outfitter
BobBrown Campfire Outfitter B Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 10,840 USA	Originally Posted by Beaver10 My girlfriend is pregnant...You wanted another kid, didn’t you ? 🦫 ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Always tells when the dictate good LMAO FUGK CCP It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES

Re: Things not to say to your wife Beaver10 #16486027 09/30/21
Joined: Dec 2015 Posts: 8,069 Kansas skeen Campfire Outfitter
skeen Campfire Outfitter Joined: Dec 2015 Posts: 8,069 Kansas	Originally Posted by Beaver10 Originally Posted by SandBilly “What’s in the bowl, bitch?” ADC Da Man ! 🦫 Best nursery rhyme ever.

Re: Things not to say to your wife Pappy348 #16486155 09/30/21
Joined: May 2008 Posts: 5,180 Likes: 6 D dassa Campfire Tracker
dassa Campfire Tracker D Joined: May 2008 Posts: 5,180 Likes: 6	Originally Posted by Pappy348 “It’s not the dress that makes you look fat, it’s your fat” Sweetheart, that dress is doing everything it can to make you look skinny.

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Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16486212 09/30/21
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 555 MN and AK Alaskajim Campfire Regular
Alaskajim Campfire Regular Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 555 MN and AK	‘You don’t have the GUTS to pull that trigger, do ya?’

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16486332 09/30/21
Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 32,135 Likes: 3 Kenai Peninsula, AK L las Campfire 'Bwana
las Campfire 'Bwana L Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 32,135 Likes: 3 Kenai Peninsula, AK	"Those condoms are for my rifle muzzles" Wait - no, that's what you do say.... The only true cost of having a dog is its death.

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16486385 09/30/21
Joined: Nov 2019 Posts: 3,630 Likes: 1 PNW G Gooch_McGrundle Campfire Tracker
Gooch_McGrundle Campfire Tracker G Joined: Nov 2019 Posts: 3,630 Likes: 1 PNW

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16486388 09/30/21
Joined: Nov 2019 Posts: 3,630 Likes: 1 PNW G Gooch_McGrundle Campfire Tracker
Gooch_McGrundle Campfire Tracker G Joined: Nov 2019 Posts: 3,630 Likes: 1 PNW

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16486395 09/30/21
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,168 Likes: 38 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna
slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,168 Likes: 38 TN	Look here hon’....that Hannah Baron is a spinner !!!

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Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16486597 10/01/21
Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,854 Likes: 4 Clinging to our God and Guns Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger
Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,854 Likes: 4 Clinging to our God and Guns	My wife ask if her jeans made her butt look big. "Last time you wore them, I followed you up the steps. It looked like two, blue, VW Bugs, drag racing." I thought it was witty. She didnt! Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16486632 10/01/21
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 11,326 Middle/West Tennessee P pullit Campfire Outfitter
pullit Campfire Outfitter P Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 11,326 Middle/West Tennessee	"Those Skinny Jeans are not working to good for you" I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16486713 10/01/21
Joined: May 2016 Posts: 3,281 K Kenneth66 Campfire Tracker
Kenneth66 Campfire Tracker K Joined: May 2016 Posts: 3,281	“You make me feel like a whore” “If you would act more like one , it would help” Yeah , I said that . So much for honesty being the best policy . And then there’s the song , from the window up above . While having a few beers one evening I’m musing myself with this song , out loud mind you , “from the window up above , I gave your fat azz a shove” Only to look around and realize there was another set of ears present . Yeah , I owned that one too . Then there was the laundry mat , dropped her off and came back the next day she wasn’t there , my things were being tossed into the yard as zi pulled in . Beer in hand , are you mad ?. No sense of humor I tell you ! Had no idea life was going to be so interesting after the famous “I do” words . Kenneth

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16486731 10/01/21
Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,625 Between Hondo and Bandera Chisos Campfire Regular
Chisos Campfire Regular Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,625 Between Hondo and Bandera	" You sure don't sweat much for a fat girl."

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16486761 10/01/21
Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 3,623 Likes: 1 Wyoming I IZH27 Campfire Tracker
IZH27 Campfire Tracker I Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 3,623 Likes: 1 Wyoming	When riding with your wife and you pass a really hot looking woman it’s not the best thing to say (but can be entertaining with risks), “Hey babe. Ever thought about becoming Mormon”?

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16487280 10/01/21
Joined: May 2005 Posts: 2,083 NE WI T trplem Campfire Regular
trplem Campfire Regular T Joined: May 2005 Posts: 2,083 NE WI	How's about "I do"?

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16487763 10/01/21
Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 1,400 East of Eden & a bit North 3 358WCF Campfire Regular
358WCF Campfire Regular 3 Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 1,400 East of Eden & a bit North	WTF... your sister swallows. Sacred cows make good burgers when you know what temperature to cook them at.-Rev. Billy

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16488020 10/01/21
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,501 Southeastern PA R Remington40x Campfire Regular
Remington40x Campfire Regular R Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,501 Southeastern PA	You aren't the size six girl I married anymore.

Re: Things not to say to your wife MPat70 #16488092 10/01/21
Joined: Dec 2015 Posts: 2,229 S superlight17b Campfire Regular
superlight17b Campfire Regular S Joined: Dec 2015 Posts: 2,229	+ 1 on the "you don 't have the guts to pull the trigger!"

Re: Things not to say to your wife slumlord #16488153 10/01/21
Joined: May 2012 Posts: 1,417 South Florida Capt_Craig Campfire Regular
Capt_Craig Campfire Regular Joined: May 2012 Posts: 1,417 South Florida	Originally Posted by slumlord Look here hon’....that Hannah Baron is a spinner !!! …and you should see her noodle a catfish.

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