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MC Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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Chuck Norris won an argument with a woman twice
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Chuck Norris understands women
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Campfire Ranger
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We can piss our name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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Chuck Norris can land on runway 37 if he wants too.
Intellectual honesty is the most important character trait in human beings.
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Campfire Tracker
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Chuck Norris has never shot a .270 or a 6.5 Creedmoor.
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When Chuck Norris hears I'm coming, he hides under his bed.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child, once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris secretly has sex with every woman on earth once a month, thus the bleeding.
Bore size is no substitute for shot placement and
Power is no substitute for bullet performance. 458WIN
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Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy - Josey Wales
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How many pushups does Chuck Norris do each morning?
All of them.
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Hurricanes are never named Chuck, because they’d destroy everything.
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