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...with the help of a garden hose with a panaflex camera on the end.
Doc was jamming the garden hose up my d!ck and it was burning like a múthafúcker. When I passed a stone it shredded the inside of my main vein. So the hot blonde nurse assisting says "that doesn't hurt". Well my urologist has a crude sense of humor. He tells her "Bullschidt that doesn't hurt". He then looks at me and says that as soon as he's finished with me he's going to have me do the scope thingy to the nurse. Didn't sound attractive at that point in time but hey, give me time to recover and I'm all in... 
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Woke up at 2:00 AM in a cold sweat with the worst pain I’ve ever experienced in my lifetime.
Had the Fred Sanford “This is the big one” feeling.
Finally gave in and called an Ambulance after an hour of misery.
Turns out I was passing my first ever Kidney Stone.
Discharged after 4 hours of poking and prodding and MRI’s.
I used to laugh at my buddies telling me how bad the pain from passing one was.
I’ve got a real high tolerance for pain and always thought I was pretty tough. 😳
It’s fuggin excruciating!!! No more Dr Peppers for me. 🤠
And let me tell y’all, Demarol and HydroMorophene is some good stuff ! Still flying high. 🤠
Getting old ain’t no fun at all. 😬 I’ve passed one. It took 2-3 days. No fun at all… Sympathy extended to you guys......hear that's a brutal process. Hope you're doing better chl. Thanks !
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I think Bristoe told a similar story on here a few weeks ago
horrible pain, told the doc to hit him up with something to deal with it.
wouldn't wish anyone to go thru that. My son was rolling around on the ER waiting room floor begging me to shoot him when he had a stone. I think he was serious. I've had the pain put me on my knees while I was walking. D@mn that hurts... Pretty much describes it.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I have had to ruptured disc in my back and I thought that was bad pain until I had a kidney stone. It is amazing how much pain it causes and how quickly it can come on without any notice or early symptoms. Yep. I’ve got two ruptured discs and have had back surgery before. Nothing compared to this. I’m the kind of fellow that throws away hydracodine prescriptions. Similar... I've had two back surgeries and 3 kidney stones. First one was debilitating...went to ER not knowing what was wrong with me. Took like 20 hours to pass. Last one passed in two hours, got lucky!
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Women have tried to tell me it is no worse than child birth .I asked them then why do women chose to have kids,but I never heard of one wanting a kidney stone.That usually shuts them up.My sister has had both. She tells me having kids is a cake walk compared to a stone
If God wanted you to walk and carry things on your back, He would not have invented stirrups and pack saddles
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Campfire Kahuna
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Dont blame the Dr Pepper
If youre living a gouty, high protein lifestyle, it could be a uric acid stone.
Or it could be a calcium stone.
Lots of iced tea sweet or unsweet can cause oxalate stones
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Dont blame the Dr Pepper
If youre living a gouty, high protein lifestyle, it could be a uric acid stone.
Or it could be a calcium stone.
They don't have basaltic stones, do they? Those would really hurt.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Glad it wasn't a more serious situation, painful but not life threatening.
MM
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chlin,
hope you still feel great when you come down off them drugs.
Glad you got thru it OK
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Could save them though, for the pock a lips. fer the smokepole ya' know, when there ain't no more primes comin' from the CC an I place.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I’ve had several, and it don’t get easier. Every one feels worse than the last.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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I have passed 21 of those demons so far. Some look like cuckleburrs, bring flesh and blood with them.
A few years ago, I passed three the size of peas over a four day period. Yes, I cried and yelled!
Had a buddy that had his broken up with a laser. I am going that route in the future! I thought I read they'll put a guy in a big old tank of water and vibrate them to where they break up ?
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Camp is where you make it.
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I have been there and done that. Been dealing with kidney stones for almost 30years they suck!!! Anyone who has had one feels your pain. Anyone who hasn’t and acts like it’s no big deal is a retard. I have had ER nurses tell me that they would rather give birth naturally with no meds than have a kidney stone.
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Glad you are through it and feeling better sir.........and don't mind the trolls......
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Don't blame the Dr.Pepper, it's God's way of getting even with you for all the f ucked up post's you make. Humm. So then I guess you're ready to die.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Woke up at 2:00 AM in a cold sweat with the worst pain I’ve ever experienced in my lifetime.
Had the Fred Sanford “This is the big one” feeling.
Finally gave in and called an Ambulance after an hour of misery.
Turns out I was passing my first ever Kidney Stone.
Discharged after 4 hours of poking and prodding and MRI’s.
I used to laugh at my buddies telling me how bad the pain from passing one was.
I’ve got a real high tolerance for pain and always thought I was pretty tough. 😳
It’s fuggin excruciating!!! No more Dr Peppers for me. 🤠
And let me tell y’all, Demarol and HydroMorophene is some good stuff ! Still flying high. 🤠
Getting old ain’t no fun at all. 😬 Haha, the ER nurse attending me when I had a kidney stone told me she would rather go through child birth again than have another kidney stone. Morphine didn't work for me but the Demerol was the bomb!
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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Do you get plenty of potassium and magnesium? Dont reduce milk and cheeses. https://www.kidney.org/atoz/content/kidneystones_prevent
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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