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Re: Crapping in the woods CashisKing #16545168 10/20/21
Joined: May 2010 Posts: 7,359 The West Mountain P Poconojack Campfire Tracker
Poconojack Campfire Tracker P Joined: May 2010 Posts: 7,359 The West Mountain	Dear friend schit on his tuxedo suspenders after the prom. Parking and nature called. "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson

Re: Crapping in the woods CashisKing #16545181 10/20/21
Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 9,189 Behind Enemy Lines Salmonella Campfire Outfitter
Salmonella Campfire Outfitter Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 9,189 Behind Enemy Lines	I was in mid crap in the mountains one time when a nice 4x4 buck decides to walk past. Shot him with my pants around my ankles....true story...🤣 Proud NRA Life Member

Re: Crapping in the woods Salmonella #16545183 10/20/21
Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 4,813 NC R Raferman Campfire Tracker
Raferman Campfire Tracker R Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 4,813 NC	Must've been glorious.

Re: Crapping in the woods deflave #16545204 10/20/21
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 13,945 Kentucky J joken2 Campfire Outfitter
joken2 Campfire Outfitter J Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 13,945 Kentucky	Originally Posted by deflave How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? The point and reason why is obvious --- too many places hiring with better pay and benefits nowadays to work at some low paying no or few benefits fast food restaurant / convenience store, known to be high risk for armed hold ups, especially those located where there's quick and easy access to major highways.

Re: Crapping in the woods CashisKing #16545209 10/20/21
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,930 Texas L Lslite Campfire Regular
Lslite Campfire Regular L Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,930 Texas	Tough to find a spot here in Texas,most places you'd have to cross a fence onto private property.Gotta look for a bridge to hide under. " It ain't dead.As long as there's one cowboy taking care of one cow,it ain't dead ! " Monte Walsh

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Re: Crapping in the woods CashisKing #16545211 10/20/21
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 26,529 Likes: 3 Blue Ridge Mtns-Smokey Mtns R Raeford Campfire Ranger
Raeford Campfire Ranger R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 26,529 Likes: 3 Blue Ridge Mtns-Smokey Mtns	This 'Build Back Better' plan is the shizzle fo sho! FJB & FJT

Re: Crapping in the woods CashisKing #16545232 10/20/21
Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 14,810 Likes: 5 J JoeBob Campfire Outfitter
JoeBob Campfire Outfitter J Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 14,810 Likes: 5	Ten months of Biden and people are schitting outside in holes like it is India.

Re: Crapping in the woods CashisKing #16545245 10/20/21
Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,473 Likes: 19 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna
Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,473 Likes: 19 Montana	We are all engaged in Homeless Training Camp. I am MAGA.

Re: Crapping in the woods deflave #16545249 10/20/21
Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 19,720 Likes: 13 Central Valley NorKal FatCity67 Campfire Ranger
FatCity67 Campfire Ranger Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 19,720 Likes: 13 Central Valley NorKal	Originally Posted by deflave How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? "Maybe we're all happy." "Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."

Re: Crapping in the woods Salmonella #16545263 10/20/21
Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 7,692 Memphis, Tn K keith_dunlap Campfire Outfitter
keith_dunlap Campfire Outfitter K Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 7,692 Memphis, Tn	Originally Posted by Salmonella I was in mid crap in the mountains one time when a nice 4x4 buck decides to walk past. Shot him with my pants around my ankles....true story...🤣 I’ve learned to make sure your rifle is within reach while taking a dump if a man speaks, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Re: Crapping in the woods CashisKing #16545272 10/20/21
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,725 Likes: 14 Texas hanco Campfire Savant
hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,725 Likes: 14 Texas	When you gotta cshit, you got to cshit!

Re: Crapping in the woods deflave #16545296 10/20/21
Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 3,915 Beaver Nation! T Tide_Change Campfire Tracker
Tide_Change Campfire Tracker T Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 3,915 Beaver Nation!	Originally Posted by deflave How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? Have you read Slumlords' water bottle thread? That one will set your hair on fire.

Re: Crapping in the woods keith_dunlap #16545299 10/20/21
Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 19,720 Likes: 13 Central Valley NorKal FatCity67 Campfire Ranger
FatCity67 Campfire Ranger Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 19,720 Likes: 13 Central Valley NorKal	Originally Posted by keith_dunlap Originally Posted by Salmonella I was in mid crap in the mountains one time when a nice 4x4 buck decides to walk past. Shot him with my pants around my ankles....true story...🤣 I’ve learned to make sure your rifle is within reach while taking a dump Always. "Maybe we're all happy." "Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."

Re: Crapping in the woods deflave #16545309 10/20/21
Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 19,009 Central MS BigDave39355 Campfire Ranger
BigDave39355 Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 19,009 Central MS	Originally Posted by deflave How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? That you could make a killing with coin operated ports John’s? Dave �The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz

Re: Crapping in the woods BigDave39355 #16545314 10/20/21
Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,473 Likes: 19 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna
Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,473 Likes: 19 Montana	Originally Posted by BigDave39355 Originally Posted by deflave How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? That you could make a killing with coin operated ports John’s? They have those in NZ. They are disgusting. I am MAGA.

Re: Crapping in the woods Jim_Conrad #16545331 10/20/21
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 26,529 Likes: 3 Blue Ridge Mtns-Smokey Mtns R Raeford Campfire Ranger
Raeford Campfire Ranger R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 26,529 Likes: 3 Blue Ridge Mtns-Smokey Mtns	Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Originally Posted by BigDave39355 Originally Posted by deflave How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? That you could make a killing with coin operated ports John’s? They have those in NZ. They are disgusting. Brings something to mind that granpappy used to say; "I'm so poor If it cost a dollar to shit, I'd have to puke" FJB & FJT

Re: Crapping in the woods MMM #16545340 10/20/21
Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 4,362 SCgman1 Campfire Tracker
SCgman1 Campfire Tracker Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 4,362	Originally Posted by MMM The secret is to not pull your pants down all the way to your ankles, or you’ll zh!t right back into them! Just over the top of the knees is far enough.... Excellent advice and very well stated in terms of technique.....if handy, I like to face a small tree and grab the trunk before leaning back into the squat.

Re: Crapping in the woods Salmonella #16545386 10/20/21
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,300 Likes: 1 Southwestern Montucky ingwe Campfire Oracle
ingwe Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,300 Likes: 1 Southwestern Montucky	Originally Posted by Salmonella I was in mid crap in the mountains one time when a nice 4x4 buck decides to walk past. Shot him with my pants around my ankles....true story...🤣 Harry I've had some of my best adventures crapping in the woods. One, like yours, involved an elk though. Another involved a rattlesnake and the prize winner involved a grizzly... "...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe

Re: Crapping in the woods Kenlguy #16545395 10/20/21
Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 14,271 N.E.Wisconsin H Huntz Campfire Outfitter
Huntz Campfire Outfitter H Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 14,271 N.E.Wisconsin	Originally Posted by Kenlguy You haven't lived until you've left a load with no woods in sight. Nothing but passing vehicles on the other side of your parked car. Nothing new in downtown San Fran or New York. Its all right to be white!! Stupidity left unattended will run rampant Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience

Re: Crapping in the woods deflave #16545753 10/20/21
Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,166 Likes: 1 south texas-Corpus Christi stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana
stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,166 Likes: 1 south texas-Corpus Christi	Originally Posted by deflave How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? we got the point. God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter

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