Really weird stuff is happening.

I was driving to WV a couple of days ago... started in a rural area... 35 miles to a major interstate... lots of major interstate travel... back to rural areas.

Stopped at a fast food restaurant to get a bite to eat... drive thru only (NO ONE WILLING TO WORK, so only VERY FEW PEOPLE... NOT ENOUGH STAFF TO KEEP THE LOBBY AND BATHROOMS OPEN).

Drove down the road some more... another restaurant... another convenience store... no staff... one or two folks ONLY... pass through window for payment/buy stuff.  Lobby and restrooms closed. No restroom access.

Just for the curiosity factor tried a few more highway exits... same thing.

After about 100 miles, I pulled the truck over and left a load in the woods.

This stuff is getting 3rd world ridiculous...

Having to tell my wife she needs to travel with toilet paper and crap in the wood... damnation.

Let’s go Brandon!

You haven't lived until you've left a load with no woods in sight.

Nothing but passing vehicles on the other side of your parked car.

Try I-8 in southern California beside a motorcycle!😊

Brandon is the end product of COVTARDS.

Are you fully vaccinated?

Nothing new there everyone Chitt's on the streets in California. Rio7

My wife was helping with a repair the other day, so I had her inside my big tractor running the hydraulics.

When she got down, she asked why I had a roll of paper towels behind the seat?...

Umm... to clean the windshield, of course.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

It's a passing fad.

Third world they just crap in the road.....

More proof city people need to stay put ..

More proof city people need to stay put ..

Look man, you shoulda had a portable toilet long time ago

The secret is to not pull your pants down all the way to your ankles, or you’ll zh!t right back into them! Just over the top of the knees is far enough....

Try to stay positive. Best chit i ever took was on a boundary waters canoe trip. F a cat hole, this was serious. Remember it like it was yesterday….

Be on my deathbed someday, and be reminiscing, “remember that time …”

be prepared

Bumper dumper, can't be beat! Rio7

Found this near an old hunting camp...

when your knees get creaky, these are hard to beat. Very portable, very sturdy. A little pricey but the missus will love it.

How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point?

I know you are a big city type now....but out here you rarely ever see a jet fly over.

It's like it's 70 years ago.

Dear friend schit on his tuxedo suspenders after the prom. Parking and nature called.

I was in mid crap in the mountains one time when a nice 4x4 buck decides to walk past.
Shot him with my pants around my ankles....true story...🤣

Must've been glorious.

The point and reason why is obvious --- too many places hiring with better pay and benefits nowadays to work at some low paying no or few benefits fast food restaurant / convenience store, known to be high risk for armed hold ups, especially those located where there's quick and easy access to major highways.

Tough to find a spot here in Texas,most places you'd have to cross a fence onto private property.Gotta look for a bridge to hide under.

This 'Build Back Better' plan is the shizzle fo sho!

Ten months of Biden and people are schitting outside in holes like it is India.

We are all engaged in Homeless Training Camp.

I’ve learned to make sure your rifle is within reach while taking a dump

When you gotta cshit, you got to cshit!

Have you read Slumlords' water bottle thread?

That one will set your hair on fire.

Always.

That you could make a killing with coin operated ports John’s?

They have those in NZ.



They are disgusting.

Brings something to mind that granpappy used to say;

"I'm so poor
If it cost a dollar to shit, I'd have to puke"

Excellent advice and very well stated in terms of technique.....if handy, I like to face a small tree and grab the trunk before leaning back into the squat.

Harry I've had some of my best adventures crapping in the woods. One, like yours, involved an elk though. Another involved a rattlesnake and the prize winner involved a grizzly...

Nothing new in downtown San Fran or New York.

we got the point.

we got the point.
done that once.

East of Alpine or down in the burbs?

Better yet, right there in Mission Valley?

Anyone been to ScottF’s place since he got an indoor bucket?

When this whole covid bs started all the restaurants shut down, no place to get food or take a dumper!

Was it hitting close to home?

Porta Potti Wadi..

And a store-bought bucket at that! I thought everybody used hydraulic fluid buckets.

I do know a guy that had to hang his backside off his bow-stand when the bubble guts hit him hard. Then he had to climb down his stick ladder through all the wreckage. Probably let it rain a few times before hunting there again.

Been packing a roll or 2 in my truck for the last 20+ years. Stomach issues since I was about 8 so I never know when it's going to hit.

Have pulled over on the side of highways and gravel roads to use it too.

Swung into a truck stop a month or so ago in what I thought was an emergency. Walk into the schitter and on 3 or 4 stalls and 4 urinals. Waited about 5 minutes worried I was going to have to back up to a urinal if things didn't get better. The pain eased and I finally slipped up the road to a rest stop about 5 miles away. Who has ever seen a gas station/truck stop w so few toilets and urinals!!

Out w a bud 2 winters ago looking for coyotes when it hit him. I stopped right in the middle of a gravel road between 2 houses and he took a schitt right by the front tire of my pickup, had a few horses as an audience.

After he got back in the truck he let me know that he had been out half the night before wound up on Coronas.

You just need to lower your expectations......

You ain't lived till you've sheit on I-75 in Atlanta during rush hour traffic.

Yup had that happen. I was coming home from a business trip to Boston and suddenly nature called and it wouldn't wait. I pulled onto an interstate ramp and drove onto the edge of the grass and ran into the woods out of sight from the ramp. The countdown had started and we were at t minus 1 so I dropped the drawers just ahead of the rush and let it go. Just then I heard honking and the woods that I ran through was just a narrow pile of trees separating the ramp from the main interstate. There I was in full view of everyone. To make matters worse I didn't have any TP. It wasn't my finest moment.

I have one of those at the storage unit, but mine has a garbage bag in it to keep the bucket clean. Gatorade bottles make a good emergency urinal if your bladder isn't too full.

I call it the emergency bucket in my dock house. Plastic bags and a roll will save a man when the nearest can is over a hundred yards away uphill

I'd crap on the steps of the local courthouse if I had to prevent crapping in my pants! Radiation made me do that for a bit and there was no warning!!

That's the goal of the world-wide "Build back Better/ One World Gov't. agenda.

Well, not for the top few thousand and their immediate underlings. Just the so-called middle class.

Serfs, peons, and slaves don't need no stinking TP or chithouses.

You guys just ain't living until your inside chitter has wheels on it. Sorry- no pic- I'll get one next time to the Lobo cabin. I did get the outhouse upright once the snow melted. And anchored down - a bag of concrete mix and some halibut ground line....

If I'm crapping sideways, I want it due to wind, not construction position....

I did have a picture...

The view down there in the shed/shop ain't much. I'm thinking I should move it up to one of the decks, at least in summer. Give the neighbors something to talk about, other than scenery.

Wow!

Know that area. SO BUSY !!!!!!

Spent years long haul trucking, beside the tires, perched on the frame,
In a trailer into a Wal-Mart bag holding the handles, in a trash bag lined scrub bucket in the truck....worst was in the pants, sick with food poisoning.

To the OP.
It's not help, they can't find schidt paper!😁

Oh, forgot.
Somewhere on a US highway on a South Georgia evening, holding it
through a couple little burgs without a place to fit a rig.
Finally had to stop on a long, straight, flat stretch. Sat under the trailer,
between the drives and landing gear. When I left, there was a pile with paper in the middle of the road.

Only thing that would have been better ,is if it had been Jersey.

that would be one point......I also think the fast food places prefer just the drive up ...look at how much labor is saved...labor = money....less cleaning supplies = money etc .....where I am at there is to many businesses for the available labor market .

just not enough workers to go around......not always about people not wanting to work......bob

Thinking about the scene from "Alpha Dog" when the guy takes a dump on the living room floor

wife snapped a pic of me taking a dump out here....

can you see me ?

Yes.......took shovel & dug a hole........

Were you reduced to the dog butt-scoot on the way back to yer truck?

Code red calls for desperate measures socks leaves drawers what ever is at hand all children should be taught at a young age

That's pretty slick.

That Mt. Redoubt across the Cook?

We used to go out to White Sands Missile Range for training. My platoon sergeant had a milk crate with a hole in it. Go out behind a mesquite bush, dig a hole, put the milk crate over it, do your business, and cover it all up. Well, it didn’t take the coyotes long to find the holes and dig it up. After three or four days, the coyotes could barely even contain themselves. You would be doing your business and a coyote would be sitting about fifty yards away just looking at you and waiting for you to finish. There wasn’t even much need to cover it up.

When you have to go, you have to go.

This may become 'flave's new sig line.


mike r

If that’s the case what happened to all the people who filled all these jobs before the pandemic?

There is no possible way that unemployment is as low as they’re saying it is!

LMAO, my stomach was bubbling a couple of weeks ago, had to stop at strips made it to the toilet, but as soon as I dropped my draws it exploded all over the wall and toilet. Ashamed to say I left with my head down and thank God no one was in there at the time.

Whomever had to clean that up may have become motivated to get educated. Good work!


mike r

I'm too old to sh't in my pants. I'll do my best to hide, but if I gotta do it on the court house steps, I'll just take my chances with the judge.

It is. A wider angle view- not nearly life size- taken with iPhone. It ain't crappy....

it is here.....there is no recession here.....bob

There are probably at least a dozen businesses in Kenai/Soldotna- not a large pop center - with help wanted signs. And we are going into slow-mode....PO is advertising that $25/hr jobs are available to lose your mail.

Schitt happens!

I like water

I carry 36 bottles with me in the Fairmont station wagon

To drink or wash your ass?

Sell it to the chick's you been creepin on?

Was at a wedding years ago in Georgetown outside DC. Old black dude handing out scheit in the bathroom. Drunk buddy went to walk out without washing his hands….. black towel dude yelled “ get back here and wash that dick off yo hands boy!” I laughed so hard my ribs hurt the next day.

Why chit along side the hyway when you can just chit right in your pants.

Glad to hear you defiled a Stripes. Stripes is easily the worst run station/chain in TX. Too bad you didn't take out a few of their f*ckstick employees as well.

Thought so. I was lucky enough to enjoy that view daily for almost 6 mo when I lived in Kenai. I saw belugas and bald eagles all the time. I sure do miss it - almost as much as I miss the Big Dipper sandwich at Sal's Klondike.

Some years back I ate some frog leg gumbo that had turnt.

Ended up on the side of highway 18 about a shy mile of the Green River schitting my brains out during morning rush hour. I still feel bad for all the folks that drove by. It had to be traumatic. It sure as hell was traumatizing for me. I blew out everything I ever even thought about eating since birth and probably a solid 5 years of my life.

I’m still waiting for a news report blaming the Green River killer for the “human remains” found.

To this day there is still a patch of dirt where even weeds won’t grow.

Hell, traveling over Rural Oregon, I do that all the time.. keep a couple rolls of paper towels in the vehicles... the hefty picker upper... none of this flimsy TP stuff...

Hell transients are crapping on the side walks in down town Potlandia, Seattle, San Fran.. so I have no guilt about it... hey when ya gotta go, ya gotta go..

Finding a hunk of woods is no problem here in Southern Oregon....

SW VA and southern WVa is home for me.. when I go back there tho, compared to here.. it feels like I'm in town when I go back east.

I was out on Lake Nopissing ( honest to God name of the lake) on the border with Canada...in the Boundary Waters NP.

All of a sudden I had to go so bad the only place to go was over the side of my SeaRay....Forget to put the bucket in the boat.

Wiped my can, pulled up my pants, turn around to see my turds floating beside the boat, with about 50 fish goobling it up.

Me and my buddy quit fishing, and went back to the cabin.

I just left a 5 gallon bucket in the boat permanently after that.... Yuck! not one of my finer moments.

I didn't miss it.

I just can't get over the fact that they don't always have tp stashed in every vehicle somewhere already.

Something about taking an ice dump.

Even the eagles can’t help themselves…

Rule #1
Always carry a roll of TP in the truck after your 50th birthday.

RULE #2
Never trust a fart.