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Re: Crapping in the woods FatCity67 #16547217 10/20/21
Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 23,686 Likes: 1 western VA J jackmountain Campfire Ranger
jackmountain Campfire Ranger J Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 23,686 Likes: 1 western VA	Originally Posted by FatCity67 Originally Posted by deflave How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? Was at a wedding years ago in Georgetown outside DC. Old black dude handing out scheit in the bathroom. Drunk buddy went to walk out without washing his hands….. black towel dude yelled “ get back here and wash that dick off yo hands boy!” I laughed so hard my ribs hurt the next day. Last edited by jackmountain; 10/20/21.

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Re: Crapping in the woods CashisKing #16547470 10/20/21
Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 14,308 Likes: 3 N.E.Wisconsin H Huntz Campfire Outfitter
Huntz Campfire Outfitter H Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 14,308 Likes: 3 N.E.Wisconsin	Why chit along side the hyway when you can just chit right in your pants. Its all right to be white!! Stupidity left unattended will run rampant Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience

Re: Crapping in the woods stxhunter #16547473 10/20/21
Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX High_Noon Campfire Outfitter
High_Noon Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX	Originally Posted by stxhunter LMAO, my stomach was bubbling a couple of weeks ago, had to stop at strips made it to the toilet, but as soon as I dropped my draws it exploded all over the wall and toilet. Ashamed to say I left with my head down and thank God no one was in there at the time. Glad to hear you defiled a Stripes. Stripes is easily the worst run station/chain in TX. Too bad you didn't take out a few of their f*ckstick employees as well. l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue

Re: Crapping in the woods las #16547634 10/21/21
Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX High_Noon Campfire Outfitter
High_Noon Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX	Originally Posted by las Originally Posted by High_Noon Originally Posted by las That Mt. Redoubt across the Cook? It is. A wider angle view- not nearly life size- taken with iPhone. It ain't crappy.... Thought so. I was lucky enough to enjoy that view daily for almost 6 mo when I lived in Kenai. I saw belugas and bald eagles all the time. I sure do miss it - almost as much as I miss the Big Dipper sandwich at Sal's Klondike. l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue

Re: Crapping in the woods CashisKing #16547635 10/21/21
Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 25,133 Likes: 1 South Carolina MadMooner Campfire Ranger
MadMooner Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 25,133 Likes: 1 South Carolina	Some years back I ate some frog leg gumbo that had turnt. Ended up on the side of highway 18 about a shy mile of the Green River schitting my brains out during morning rush hour. I still feel bad for all the folks that drove by. It had to be traumatic. It sure as hell was traumatizing for me. I blew out everything I ever even thought about eating since birth and probably a solid 5 years of my life. I’m still waiting for a news report blaming the Green River killer for the “human remains” found. To this day there is still a patch of dirt where even weeds won’t grow. “Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”

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Re: Crapping in the woods CashisKing #16547642 10/21/21
Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 42,915 Likes: 13 Southern Oregon USA S Seafire Campfire 'Bwana
Seafire Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 42,915 Likes: 13 Southern Oregon USA	Hell, traveling over Rural Oregon, I do that all the time.. keep a couple rolls of paper towels in the vehicles... the hefty picker upper... none of this flimsy TP stuff... Hell transients are crapping on the side walks in down town Potlandia, Seattle, San Fran.. so I have no guilt about it... hey when ya gotta go, ya gotta go.. Finding a hunk of woods is no problem here in Southern Oregon.... SW VA and southern WVa is home for me.. when I go back there tho, compared to here.. it feels like I'm in town when I go back east. "Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC “Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

Re: Crapping in the woods sandcritter #16547651 10/21/21
Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 42,915 Likes: 13 Southern Oregon USA S Seafire Campfire 'Bwana
Seafire Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 42,915 Likes: 13 Southern Oregon USA	Originally Posted by sandcritter Try to stay positive. Best chit i ever took was on a boundary waters canoe trip. F a cat hole, this was serious. Remember it like it was yesterday…. Be on my deathbed someday, and be reminiscing, “remember that time …” I was out on Lake Nopissing ( honest to God name of the lake) on the border with Canada...in the Boundary Waters NP. All of a sudden I had to go so bad the only place to go was over the side of my SeaRay....Forget to put the bucket in the boat. Wiped my can, pulled up my pants, turn around to see my turds floating beside the boat, with about 50 fish goobling it up. Me and my buddy quit fishing, and went back to the cabin. I just left a 5 gallon bucket in the boat permanently after that.... Yuck! not one of my finer moments. "Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC “Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

Re: Crapping in the woods deflave #16547960 10/21/21
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,966 Likes: 1 Montana T Tarkio Campfire Tracker
Tarkio Campfire Tracker T Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,966 Likes: 1 Montana	Originally Posted by deflave How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? I didn't miss it. I just can't get over the fact that they don't always have tp stashed in every vehicle somewhere already. Montana MOFO

Re: Crapping in the woods CashisKing #16547989 10/21/21
Joined: Jun 2018 Posts: 2,296 Likes: 1 Live Free Or Die land M Mr_Harry Campfire Regular
Mr_Harry Campfire Regular M Joined: Jun 2018 Posts: 2,296 Likes: 1 Live Free Or Die land	Something about taking an ice dump. Even the eagles can’t help themselves…

Re: Crapping in the woods Tarkio #16548004 10/21/21
Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 9,237 Likes: 2 Behind Enemy Lines Salmonella Campfire Outfitter
Salmonella Campfire Outfitter Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 9,237 Likes: 2 Behind Enemy Lines	Originally Posted by Tarkio Originally Posted by deflave How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? I didn't miss it. I just can't get over the fact that they don't always have tp stashed in every vehicle somewhere already. Rule #1 Always carry a roll of TP in the truck after your 50th birthday. RULE #2 Never trust a fart. Proud NRA Life Member

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