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Dear friend schit on his tuxedo suspenders after the prom. Parking and nature called.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson
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I was in mid crap in the mountains one time when a nice 4x4 buck decides to walk past. Shot him with my pants around my ankles....true story...🤣
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How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? The point and reason why is obvious --- too many places hiring with better pay and benefits nowadays to work at some low paying no or few benefits fast food restaurant / convenience store, known to be high risk for armed hold ups, especially those located where there's quick and easy access to major highways.
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Tough to find a spot here in Texas,most places you'd have to cross a fence onto private property.Gotta look for a bridge to hide under.
" It ain't dead.As long as there's one cowboy taking care of one cow,it ain't dead ! " Monte Walsh
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This 'Build Back Better' plan is the shizzle fo sho!
FJB & FJT
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Ten months of Biden and people are schitting outside in holes like it is India.
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We are all engaged in Homeless Training Camp.
I am MAGA.
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How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point?
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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I was in mid crap in the mountains one time when a nice 4x4 buck decides to walk past. Shot him with my pants around my ankles....true story...🤣 I’ve learned to make sure your rifle is within reach while taking a dump
if a man speaks, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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When you gotta cshit, you got to cshit!
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How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? Have you read Slumlords' water bottle thread? That one will set your hair on fire.
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I was in mid crap in the mountains one time when a nice 4x4 buck decides to walk past. Shot him with my pants around my ankles....true story...🤣 I’ve learned to make sure your rifle is within reach while taking a dump Always.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? That you could make a killing with coin operated ports John’s?
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? That you could make a killing with coin operated ports John’s? They have those in NZ. They are disgusting.
I am MAGA.
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How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? That you could make a killing with coin operated ports John’s? They have those in NZ. They are disgusting. Brings something to mind that granpappy used to say; "I'm so poor If it cost a dollar to shit, I'd have to puke"
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The secret is to not pull your pants down all the way to your ankles, or you’ll zh!t right back into them! Just over the top of the knees is far enough.... Excellent advice and very well stated in terms of technique.....if handy, I like to face a small tree and grab the trunk before leaning back into the squat.
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I was in mid crap in the mountains one time when a nice 4x4 buck decides to walk past. Shot him with my pants around my ankles....true story...🤣 Harry I've had some of my best adventures crapping in the woods. One, like yours, involved an elk though. Another involved a rattlesnake and the prize winner involved a grizzly...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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You haven't lived until you've left a load with no woods in sight.
Nothing but passing vehicles on the other side of your parked car. Nothing new in downtown San Fran or New York.
Its all right to be white!! Stupidity left unattended will run rampant Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
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How many of you idiots are going to keep missing Cash’s overall point? we got the point.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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