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I had this TV package a couple of years ago that had camera feeds from a strip club in Tampa. The camera feed was the stage and then the dressing room.

I thought the dressing room would be wild, but all they did was eat , freshen their cootchie and count their money. The stage was you've seen one, you've seen them all, but I started watching the dressing room, and in particular when they counted their money, I started counting it too. I started breaking it down into a business model of sorts.

around 1am on a good night, they'd make minimum $150 a dance, sometimes as much as $400, maybe more. Many times that late, at least at this place, they shared the stage for a 3 song set with another girl, sometimes 2. But they would seldom get more than 1 chance on stage during "peak" hours.The later it got, the wilder they got to make money or maybe the correct word is desperate.

They also had a woman there who sold makeup, g-strings and did their hair. She had a little cart of stuff she'd roll out to sell to the girls.

I found it online after typing this and took a screen shot. The arrow is the woman who sells g-strings and does their hair

https://i.imgur.com/TTb3dzh.png

I seem to recall she was cute. If I had a boner I know it wasn't touching her because of that belly bump.

LOL.
I’ve spent time in a bar in Acuna called Ma Crosby’s drinking Margaritas. Ole George Straight made it famous in one of his hits from the mid 1980’s. It’s a dump. 100 and something year old Saloon. It had bullet holes in the big mirror behind the bar, supposedly from Pancho Villa’s days.
Anyhow, we used to go there all the time when I was in HS and College, before it was “famous”. Damned good Margaritas!

And in 1995, Director Robert Rodriquez made it even more famous in his Movie “Desperado” staring Antonio Banderas and Selma Hayik. It’s the bar they filmed the shootout scene in. The Book Store Selma Hayik “owned the movie” was actually a huge liquor store there in Acuna we used to buy all of our beer and tequila from before crossing the border back to TX. Back then, if you hired one of those old Mexican Cabs, you could fill the trunk with beer, cigarettes, and tequila, and the Border Check Point Custom Agents never checked or searched the trunks of those things. That way you didn’t have to pay duty taxes in all that stuff you brought across.
We’d also give the switchblades we bought to the Cab Driver. He’d put them in his pocket and give them back to us when he dropped us off on the TX side of the International Bridge.
Was damn good Bass and Catfishing on Lake Amistad there.
We’d Park our truck and bass boat on the TX side and walk across into Mexico after fishing all day, and then ride the Mexican Cab back to TX.
Good Times ! 🤠

the titty twister was a real place eh?

cool

oh wait, that was a different movie

I just remember Selma Hayak as a stripper with a snake.

All the time when i was younger.

That was “Dust Till Dawn” I can’t remember if that was a Tarantino or Robert Rodriquez Movie. Don’t know where they filmed that one. 😬

Me!

Closest I've ever been is the miscellaneous forum down below.

Used to shoot pool in a Sat. league during showtime.

Lotsa beer.

Oh my....such a sin filled thread...

Happy Camper told me via PM before he put me on ignore🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

The reason his Girl Friend poisoned him was ...............







You geussed it......

He was going to strip clubs.....
Gay ones........


Thank God for his divine intervention in the matter, and for providing HC guidance to medical charcoal during his life and death struggle.

US strip joints lost their appeal after a year in the far east. lap dances don't cut it after you see a little philipino check squat on a stack of pesos and walk around giving change while you're getting a BJ from another one.

Yup. Living next to Canada made it easy. Drinking age of 19 and full nude. Never got a lap dance though. Lol

that was a good one. made out to be like an old west saloon if i remember correctly. women were friggen hot AF too.

Never been to a strip club, but did watch some deer fugg once... shot the buck afterwards.

Saw some crazy $hit happening in Celia's Club and the Rio in Acuna and the Zona de Tolerancia in Nuevo Laredo. Some humorous times were had watching the goofy Houston city boy hunters getting stupid on stage and going down on the strippers.

I think I’ll skip breakfast now

I have been to one in South Texas. Won't ever go in another. Several of the girls in there were as beautiful as you would see anywhere. I expected Meth whores and junkies. They looked like Playboy centerfolds.

how about the grossest? US only. far east is in a whole other category. for me it was a hole in the wall in NE philly area near kensington and allegheny. you philly guys know it as K&A. the women in this place were all fat and flabby or emaciated and flabby. flap jack tiddies, needle marks, dirty and buck friggen nekkid. there was brothas in there going down on them right on the stage. whole place stunk like piss and cigarettes. BJ rooms in the back if you had nothing left to live for. my buddy from philly gave me a "tour" of norf philly as he called it. holy fuggen hellhole batman.