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He sent me this earlier today. Said the little sonavabytch was giving him the hairy eyeball for a couple of minutes🤣🤣🤣 Looks like the little pricks that run all over Gilbralter to me. Makes me wish I didnt fugg up and leave my phone in the truck and got some pics of that fughing kangaroo in rural king. Stepped on my dik with golf spikes on with that one.. Only in Clarksvegas. Bogus PTSD paycheck for life central.... Ohhhhh.... look at me and my different therapy animal. I'm special.... SMH.....
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I like the steering wheel cover LOL
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Probably has a Depends on too.
Uncle had one for awhile. Gave it to the World Famous San Diego zoo. We used to go visit the dang thing when we made a trip to the zoo. I think it just forgot its name after awhile, or it figured we really didn't care as we didn't get it out of monkey jail.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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All I think about when I see those hairy little phuquers is that monkey jungle park that used to be in Florida. Wife said when she was a little girl they went there and said her grandma was with em. Whole time they were dodging monkey turds and monkey pee. And other body fluids. She would tell that story and I would laugh for hours. Said grandma really hated em!
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"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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That thing giving Slum the stink eye...
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�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Nasty f-cking animals, aunt had one years ago.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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How was its driving? Prolly better than most.
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Guaranteed that the "human" is fat.
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Surprised it's not choking the chicken.
Had our 3 year old daughter at the Columbus Zoo. Thought she would love the primates. The Orangutans were cool. Got to the smaller monkeys and they were all stroking the salami or screwing one another. One was blowing up a baloon.
"I gotta pee. Let's find a bathroom"
Then we couldn't find the monkeys again.
Nasty bastids.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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Nasty sumbiches... !!!
Back as kids myself and a couple of buddies were walking down the sidewalk headed to the theater one sunny Saturday afternoon and came upon a man with a little monkey of some kind on a collar and leash. Course we kids had to stop and pet it... I was the last in line to pet it and as I started to pull my hand away to leave it locked both arms and legs around my forearm and commenced to humping away like there was no tomorrow. Tried prying it off, shaking it off, the owner tried yanking it off with the leash but to no avail. Finally slammed it against the sidewalk a couple of times and it lost some of it's enthusiasm and grip long enough to pry it off me...
Years ago a local family bought their young daughter a small pet monkey. Monkey wound up biting the daughter resulting in her contracting some kind of strange disease or infection from from the bite and eventually causing her death.
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Due to the increased price of ammo, don't expect a warning shot...
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Slummy's therapy animal:
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I use to deliver Purina monkey chow to the monkey farm outside Alice Tx.,when I worked at the feed store in high school. Nasty f-cking animals.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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Nasty sumbiches... !!!
Back as kids myself and a couple of buddies were walking down the sidewalk headed to the theater one sunny Saturday afternoon and came upon a man with a little monkey of some kind on a collar and leash. Course we kids had to stop and pet it... I was the last in line to pet it and as I started to pull my hand away to leave it locked both arms and legs around my forearm and commenced to humping away like there was no tomorrow. Tried prying it off, shaking it off, the owner tried yanking it off with the leash but to no avail. Finally slammed it against the sidewalk a couple of times and it lost some of it's enthusiasm and grip long enough to pry it off me...
Years ago a local family bought their young daughter a small pet monkey. Monkey wound up biting the daughter resulting in her contracting some kind of strange disease or infection from from the bite and eventually causing her death.
Humping your forearm and not giving up? Were you wearing Hai Karate or English Leather? Just joking, that experience would have sucked.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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So Slum is at the wheel....so wheres this special therapy animal you talk about.
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Better pics Never leave home with out the ‘cilly phone’
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I started making cat fight noises, granny crisco gave me the stink eye
She was trying to get a onesie or romper on Bonzo so the could go in.
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That is awesome. We need video and sound.
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Oh, its a monkey! Should have put my glasses on.
They let monkeys drive in Tennessee???
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