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A steel BB in a goose. That hurt and was expensive.
Music washes away the dust of everyday life Some people wait a lifetime to meet their favorite hunting and shooting buddy. Mine calls me dad
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The bottom of the box, can, pkg, or plate.
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We had a machine in work that dispensed hot soup in a can. Found a bug half way through.
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Yup.
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In lots of cases it was the food.
"Whensoever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force." --Thomas Jefferson
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A cap like what came on the top of old military canteens - with about two inches of chain hooked to it in SOS [Gravy & Biscuits] at a breakfast place . I thought it was a big hunk of sausage . Obviously had happened before the way the guy worded it .
I handed the Manager my order he threw the Cap into the sink - tossed my order in the trash and went on about his business . I waited a minute or so and said - hey do I have to tell you I want another order - he got an attitude [he was black] . Slung me another order together , I called the home office when I got to my office and informed them of this and that the manager was a dickhead . Never saw him in there again .
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Bristoe The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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This^^^^^^^^^^ Nasty stuff,
"...and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." Luke 22:36
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Dinner, to waiter, do know there's fly in my soup, waiter, no, but if you humm a few bars, maybe I'll pick
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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A piece of glass the size of a quarter in a dish of beans in a Columbia SA restaurant. The meal was about $3.00. I think they took a dollar off the bill.
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School lunch lady slid a piece of pumpkin pie on my tray.
...barf
That chit looks and smells like baby poop
Now cilantro...that is good stuff. Yall crazy
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Sitting around with a couple of friends. One brought a 6 pak of Mickey's Big Mouth another drank the bottle with a big ass mold ball in it. He thought he was gonna get rich, Not! This same friend had bad food karma always. Avoided dinning with him on lunch breaks .
Never take life to seriously, after all ,no one gets out of it alive.
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When my hunting buddy gets to the big city, he eats at Wendy's.
I have determined there is nothing edible on the menu.
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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A mouthful of fine glass shards at Outback Steakhouse. It was extremely fine and in my salad. NEVER eat outback.
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Peanut butter.
In the jelly jar, from my friggen siblings not using a separate spoon/knife when making a PB&J sammich.
I hate peanut butter, like slummies punkin' pie, looks like baby scheidt.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Last night I was eating some hibachi-style noodles my wife had made and bit into something tough. Moved it around in my mouth a little and spit it out… a very nicely tied (duh; I do good work!) hare’s ear nymph about size 12!
Fortunately I didn’t to hook myself nor swallow it. No idea how it got in the food… assured my wife she is the only nymph this steelhead has been or ever will be hooked by…
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Fennel seed.
Ahead of cockroaches, animal and human parts.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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The other day I took a chance to eat at Bob Evans. The ham steak was so dry Nasty, curled up, I had to whip out a shaving sharp pocket knife to cut it. Forget that. Then I bite into the side of canned mushy green beans in the baby bowl. I chip a tooth on something hard as a rock. Ask for manager and the waiter takes the evidence to show him and throws it away. He says that he and the manager didn't see anything, but sorry. Leaves check. We leave and I talked to the manager to find out that the waiter lied. Home cooked is the way to go.
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I have two, both from salads. The first was a twist tie at Mary's Pizza Shack in Windsor, CA. The second, and notably worse, was a man's "fashion" ring in my wife's salad we ordered form Marie Calendar's in Redding, CA.
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Fennel seed.
Ahead of cockroaches, animal and human parts. Dude, those are standard in good Dago sausage!
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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