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Let's hear your best one.
They say everything happens for a reason.
For me that reason is usually because I've made some bad decisions that I need to pay for.
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Do you know what the daddy buffalo said to his son on the first day of school?
Bye son
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How do you get a country girl to like you….
A tractor.
How can you tell the clock was still hungry?…
It went back 4 seconds.
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She said she left me because I didn't listen...or something like that.
Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.
Robert Frost
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Why don’t you play poker at the zoo?
There might be cheat-ahs!
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How come chicken coops don’t have four doors?
Because they would then be chicken sedans.
Yours in Liberty,
BL
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Do you know what the daddy buffalo said to his son on the first day of school?
Bye son Har, har. Stole it and sent it on. Thanks
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NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the lightbulb has to REALLY WANT to change.  .
"Dying ain't much of a living, Boy." Josey Wales
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My dad had a toilet seat sitting on some pipes that ran along the basement ceiling. Its sole purpose was to get people to ask him why it was there so he could tell them that he likes to keep some assets where he can get them quickly.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it’s a light sentence 🤪
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Want to hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in some mud..
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Why did Popeye never have children?
Because Olive Oyl was extra virgin.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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Know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children?
Because he only cums once a year... and it's down a chimney.
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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You neek up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Yep! The tame way.. what did the poppa hat say to the child hat? You stay here Ill go on ahead...
I AM AMERICA!
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What did the mayonnaise say in the fridge?
Shut the door..............I'm, dressing!
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of
. Confucius
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A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "five beers, please"
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of
. Confucius
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What would the Jetsons be called if they were black?
The Jetsons, you racist.
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of
. Confucius
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I bought an expensive new belt but it's too small.
Huge waist.
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Why doesn't the Dairy Queen have children?
She married Mr. Softie.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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