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Does your soldier stand at attention for reveille?
"Hey jackass, get your government off my freedom."
MOLON LABE
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"Hey jackass, get your government off my freedom."
MOLON LABE
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Kinda, sorta but more like balsa wood, sometimes.
Crazy pic !
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Only on days that end in y
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Only on days that end in y LOL
"Hey jackass, get your government off my freedom."
MOLON LABE
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Campfire Tracker
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That’s called a piss Hardin boys. Cures itself. Edk
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When you get old... ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/kYvhELH.jpg)
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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When you get old... When you get old a midget helps?
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I traded in my morning wood for a cane.
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When it does, I call every one I know
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When it does, I call every one I know If hard for more than 4 hours a doctor is the last person to be called.
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Campfire Kahuna
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When you get old... I bet that gal knows her way around some morning wood.
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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"Hey jackass, get your government off my freedom."
MOLON LABE
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When it does, I call every one I know If hard for more than 4 hours a doctor is the last person to be called. Depends what she looks like.
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
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Campfire Regular
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refer to Metoprolol thread
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Tracker
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My nookie days are over-
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal,
is now my water spout.
Time was when of its own accord,
from my trousers it would spring,
but now I’ve got a full time job-
to find the [bleep] thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
the way it would behave,
For every single morning,
it would stand and watch me shave.
As my old age approaches,
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head,
and watch me tie my shoes!
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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