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In Kentucky it's illegal to turn your back on family. grin


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Hey now - the good people from West Virginia aren't going to stand for this kind of praise for Kentuckians


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You know why Baptists don't make love standing up?

The neighbors might see 'em and think they're dancing.

Did you hear the one about the boy from West Virginia who went home for the Holidays?

He broke the news to his dad that he was getting married. His dad said, "well son, tell me about this girl."

The son said "she's beautiful, she has a really good job, and she's a virgin."

So the dad said "you can't marry that girl son, if she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for you."



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TTT, there's gotta be some good ones out there......



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Mississippi murders are hard to solve- - - - -the DNA is all the same, and there are no dental records!


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Originally Posted by smokepole
You know why Baptists don't make love standing up?

The neighbors might see 'em and think they're dancing.

Did you hear the one about the boy from West Virginia who went home for the Holidays?

He broke the news to his dad that he was getting married. His dad said, "well son, tell me about this girl."

The son said "she's beautiful, she has a really good job, and she's a virgin."

So the dad said "you can't marry that girl son, if she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for you."

The poor unhappy noncamper.


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Always take two Baptists on a fishing trip- - - - -if you only take one, he's going to drink all your beer!


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Originally Posted by Hotrod_Lincoln
Mississippi murders are hard to solve- - - - -the DNA is all the same, and there are no dental records!


So how do you tell a Mississippian from a West Virginian or Tennesseean? Thats not a joke, just a valid question


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How can a Tennessean tell if his buddy is gay?
His dick tastes like $hit.

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How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?
By seeing if she can run faster than her brothers.

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Why wasn’t the jesus born in WV?
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Originally Posted by ironbender
Why wasn’t the jesus born in WV?
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There was no WV at that time!


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Yeah, yeah.

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Originally Posted by ironbender
Why wasn’t the jesus born in WV?
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I would guess from the tone of this thread.......

they could not find a virgin or 3 wise men


ya!

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PS: you guys are a hoot!


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Originally Posted by geedubya
Originally Posted by ironbender
Why wasn’t the jesus born in WV?
🤣


I would guess from the tone of this thread.......

they could not find a virgin or 3 wise men


ya!

GWB

PS: you guys are a hoot!


Bingo!


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Originally Posted by geedubya
Originally Posted by ironbender
Why wasn’t the jesus born in WV?
🤣


I would guess from the tone of this thread.......

they could not find a virgin or 3 wise men


ya!

GWB

PS: you guys are a hoot!




Hilarious 😂

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