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Not allowed in Kentucky, you know why? In Kentucky it's illegal to turn your back on family.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Kahuna
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Brother to sister: Gee sis, you are much better than Mom! Sister: Thanks! That's what Dad said too!
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Hey now - the good people from West Virginia aren't going to stand for this kind of praise for Kentuckians
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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You know why Baptists don't make love standing up?
The neighbors might see 'em and think they're dancing.
Did you hear the one about the boy from West Virginia who went home for the Holidays?
He broke the news to his dad that he was getting married. His dad said, "well son, tell me about this girl."
The son said "she's beautiful, she has a really good job, and she's a virgin."
So the dad said "you can't marry that girl son, if she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for you."
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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TTT, there's gotta be some good ones out there......
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Mississippi murders are hard to solve- - - - -the DNA is all the same, and there are no dental records!
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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How do you castrate a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the chin.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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You know why Baptists don't make love standing up?
The neighbors might see 'em and think they're dancing.
Did you hear the one about the boy from West Virginia who went home for the Holidays?
He broke the news to his dad that he was getting married. His dad said, "well son, tell me about this girl."
The son said "she's beautiful, she has a really good job, and she's a virgin."
So the dad said "you can't marry that girl son, if she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for you." The poor unhappy noncamper.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Always take two Baptists on a fishing trip- - - - -if you only take one, he's going to drink all your beer!
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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Mississippi murders are hard to solve- - - - -the DNA is all the same, and there are no dental records! So how do you tell a Mississippian from a West Virginian or Tennesseean? Thats not a joke, just a valid question
Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box
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How can a Tennessean tell if his buddy is gay? His dick tastes like $hit.
Last edited by Stammster; 12/02/21.
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How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin? By seeing if she can run faster than her brothers.
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Why wasn’t the jesus born in WV? 🤣
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Why wasn’t the jesus born in WV? 🤣 There was no WV at that time!
Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
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Yeah, yeah.
It’s an old joke.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Why wasn’t the jesus born in WV? 🤣 I would guess from the tone of this thread....... they could not find a virgin or 3 wise men ya! GWB PS: you guys are a hoot!
Last edited by geedubya; 12/02/21.
A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.
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Why wasn’t the jesus born in WV? 🤣 I would guess from the tone of this thread....... they could not find a virgin or 3 wise men ya! GWB PS: you guys are a hoot! Bingo!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Why wasn’t the jesus born in WV? 🤣 I would guess from the tone of this thread....... they could not find a virgin or 3 wise men ya! GWB PS: you guys are a hoot! Hilarious 😂 🦫
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