Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 32,130
Campfire 'Bwana
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 32,130
Wife's getting a Makita... my saws are a bit much for her to handle.
Basic fruit tree pruning and 911 stuff on our WV roads.
I got my wife one of these too.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 4,774
Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 4,774
We got amazon boxes showing up every day.
Buy her an Itunes card...if she uses it great...if not, it will last a long time.
A win either way.
He is getting Mrs. Slumlord a Taylor Swift Picture and a nice frame to go along with it.
ππππππ
If you look closely at the frame, there's like 10 kinds of pasta on there. Must have been from VBS in the rich part of town
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,017
Campfire 'Bwana
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 45,017
We got amazon boxes showing up every day.
Buy her an Itunes card...if she uses it great...if not, it will last a long time.
A win either way.
He is getting Mrs. Slumlord a Taylor Swift Picture and a nice frame to go along with it.
ππππππ
If you look closely at the frame, there's like 10 kinds of pasta on there. Must have been from VBS in the rich part of town
Dollar General all the way.
Variety Pasta pack.
Clear glue.
Gold Spray paint.
Some cardboard box left in a aisle.
Got the Pic off amazon.
Bout 15 bucks into it all inc shipping.
Pic is a lasar photo copy high quality!!!.
Mrs. Slumlord is a big Tay Tay fan.
( Slumlord is also but wont admit it)
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Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Campfire Sage
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Pair of slippers and a [bleep].
Come on, bro.
That jokeβs older than ingweβs momβs, mom.
Gotta play to the audience ..... dealing with 77 year olds on average
Valid point.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Campfire Sage
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Wife's getting a Makita... my saws are a bit much for her to handle.
Basic fruit tree pruning and 911 stuff on our WV roads.
I got my wife one of these too.
Does he like it?
LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 32,130
Campfire 'Bwana
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 32,130
Does he like it?
LOL
He's your Dad, ask him.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Campfire Sage
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
^^^The βwitβ of a COVIDIOT is a sight to see.^^^
LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 1,841
Campfire Regular
Campfire Regular
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 1,841
last year my wife asked for Christmas, for me to take her somewhere to kill a big whitetail and some hogs.
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 60,757
Campfire Kahuna
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 60,757
My Lovely wife like old dolls, I love her, I bought her a doll.
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 46,745
Campfire 'Bwana
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 46,745
I got Beaver a plastic replica of my COCK.
***Beaver after opening his gift***
"HONEY!! He even SIGNED IT!!"
LOL
Lmfao!!
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,149
Campfire Regular
Campfire Regular
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,149
Iβve watched way too much porn to give my womern a certificate for some massage somewheres.
Guns are responsible for killing as much as Rosie O'Donnel's fork is responsible for her being FAT.
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 20,683
Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 20,683
Diamond necklace
Joined: Feb 2020
Posts: 4,890
Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Feb 2020
Posts: 4,890
last year my wife asked for Christmas, for me to take her somewhere to kill a big whitetail and some hogs.
Thats pretty cool right there.
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 23,534
Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 23,534
right now I got her a 100' garden hose.
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 18,125
Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 18,125
Joined: Aug 2012
Posts: 2,435
Campfire Regular
Campfire Regular
Joined: Aug 2012
Posts: 2,435
Faaaugh! I hate Christmas shopping!
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 60,757
Campfire Kahuna
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 60,757
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 32,130
Campfire 'Bwana
Campfire 'Bwana
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Posts: 32,130
This is what Flave got last year.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 13,365
Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 13,365
Boys, whatever you buy your wife for Christmas, do
NOT end up in the doghouse!
VIDEO
Merry Christmas.
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