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Hey, boomer, ain't nobody playing anything but metal woods since Christ was a corporal.
And I've got $1000 that says you can't drive 300 yards on a flat hole, no wind, until you get in the cart with your boyfriend. I have won the long drive prize in tournaments, more than once,...with a persimmon.... Goalie, post the link to my posting above, so everyone can read the original, since you edited this one. I bumped the thread and quoted. It's not edited. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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LOL. You can’t make this schitt up.
ElkTurdBurglar even lies to himself.
You know your a pathetic pathological liar when you got to lie to yourself about all of your “accomplishments” even with the proofs right before ya.
But I suppose that’s all part of the symptoms of all his serious mental illnesses.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
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tell us exactly whereabouts in TX you supposedly hail from, Boy. You wouldn’t last a day here in N TX, if you actually talked like that out in public. Prove us wrong. You're 5 ft 9 inch, and use to weigh 240 pounds. That's roughly 90 LBS. overweight. That's OBESITY. You're still 200 LBS, a FAT AZZ. You could barely walk here awhile back from GOUT, a FAT MAN disease. You suck down your sodee pops, and munch your fast food, just like all lazy azz commie democrats, fat azz mouthy biatches. You can't even bend over to pull your boots on without your gut in the way, and you want to moucho talk about I wouldn't last a day in N. TX. Go sell another of your rifles in the classifieds, so you can be sure you can keep your lights on. LMAO. I’m 6’3” you drivveling little speck of chicken schitt. Feel Free to Ask any of many Campfire Members who’ve met me. And on my worst “sickly” Gout ridden day, I’d still plant your sorry ass in the dirt. I’ll draw you a map to the Ranch if you want to come see. But since you don’t have the guts to back up your 100’s of lies and made up Bullschitt about Elk Hunting, or owning guns, or hitting a golf ball 300 yards ,or made up “Laws” we all know your nothing more than a sniffling, little Cowardly, window licking Retard. Anytime or place you wanna prove me wrong, just name it, Scooter. Now run your little cowardly ass off and hide, little man. It’s the only other thing your good at besides for lying. Hell, you even suck at lying too. You can’t even remember which Whopper you told from your last post. LOL. Yeah, sure, draw a map to your ranch, and post it and the address, so I can research it to see if it's really you.
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Got a call from my grandson's school, saying they are missing a bunch of 5th graders. Should I direct them to this thread? You meant to say third grade. About 8 years old.
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What’s the story with this ‘Carruth’ family in Texas?
And is their name Carruth or Caruth?
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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LOL. You can’t make this schitt up.
ElkTurdBurglar even lies to himself.
You know your a pathetic pathological liar when you got to lie to yourself about all of your “accomplishments” even with the proofs right before ya.
But I suppose that’s all part of the symptoms of all his serious mental illnesses. You have zero knowledge about my life, which proves your rambling blithering idiot statements are coming from a severely mentally deranged subject. All gaslighting from you, and your commie sickos here which is the commies favorite tool to use. That is why that other guy said you're a "BLITHERING IDIOT". Where's the link to the law you say applies for provocation you pathological liar?
"He is far from Stupid"
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Post the link. Not clicking on anything you link to.
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Poor BrittneyPinochioPewPew…/ Elklayer
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tell us exactly whereabouts in TX you supposedly hail from, Boy. You wouldn’t last a day here in N TX, if you actually talked like that out in public. Prove us wrong. You're 5 ft 9 inch, and use to weigh 240 pounds. That's roughly 90 LBS. overweight. That's OBESITY. You're still 200 LBS, a FAT AZZ. You could barely walk here awhile back from GOUT, a FAT MAN disease. You suck down your sodee pops, and munch your fast food, just like all lazy azz commie democrats, fat azz mouthy biatches. You can't even bend over to pull your boots on without your gut in the way, and you want to moucho talk about I wouldn't last a day in N. TX. Go sell another of your rifles in the classifieds, so you can be sure you can keep your lights on. LMAO. I’m 6’3” you drivveling little speck of chicken schitt. Feel Free to Ask any of many Campfire Members who’ve met me. And on my worst “sickly” Gout ridden day, I’d still plant your sorry ass in the dirt. I’ll draw you a map to the Ranch if you want to come see. But since you don’t have the guts to back up your 100’s of lies and made up Bullschitt about Elk Hunting, or owning guns, or hitting a golf ball 300 yards ,or made up “Laws” we all know your nothing more than a sniffling, little Cowardly, window licking Retard. Anytime or place you wanna prove me wrong, just name it, Scooter. Now run your little cowardly ass off and hide, little man. It’s the only other thing your good at besides for lying. Hell, you even suck at lying too. You can’t even remember which Whopper you told from your last post. LOL. Yeah, sure, draw a map to your ranch, and post it and the address, so I can research it to see if it's really you. Drive to Aspermont. Stop at DQ. Have your last meal. Then drive to the Double MountaiIn Fork of the Brazos River Bridge. PM me from there. I can see it from my front porch. You’ll be in perfect Range. It’ll be a chip shot, as you “Eggspurt” golfers like to say. Like I said. Anytime Scooter.
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Poor BrittneyPinochioPewPew…/ Elklayer His pussy is probably more wore out than Britney’s. He’s been reamed out here on the Fire so many times, a telephone pole probably wouldn’t touch both sides. 😜
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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Poor BrittneyPinochioPewPew…/ Elklayer 🤣🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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Yeah, sure, draw a map to your ranch, and post it and the address, so I can research it to see if it's really you. Drive to Aspermont. Stop at DQ. Have your last meal. Then drive to the Double MountaiIn Fork of the Brazos River Bridge. PM me from there. I can see it from my front porch. You’ll be in perfect Range.
It’ll be a chip shot, as you “Eggspurt” golfers like to say. Like I said. Anytime Scooter. So you're going to shoot me with your rifle, and kill me and not let me even come onto your place? I thought you could stomp my azz into the ground, so why do you need to kill me from long distance if you're the badazz you claim to be?
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Post the link. Not clicking on anything you link to. You asked me to post a link. I did. Then you say you won't click the link????? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Yeah, sure, draw a map to your ranch, and post it and the address, so I can research it to see if it's really you. Drive to Aspermont. Stop at DQ. Have your last meal. Then drive to the Double MountaiIn Fork of the Brazos River Bridge. PM me from there. I can see it from my front porch. You’ll be in perfect Range.
It’ll be a chip shot, as you “Eggspurt” golfers like to say. Like I said. Anytime Scooter. So you're going to shoot me with your rifle, and kill me and not let me even come onto your place? I thought you could stomp my azz into the ground, so why do you need to kill me from long distance if you're the badazz you claim to be? What’s a chicken schitt little ElkTurdBurglar to do ??? Besides be a giant Pussy. You scared boy??? C’mone and enter the “domicile”. We’ll talk face to face about breaking all those made up laws you keep telling us about.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
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Yeah, sure, draw a map to your ranch, and post it and the address, so I can research it to see if it's really you. Drive to Aspermont. Stop at DQ. Have your last meal. Then drive to the Double MountaiIn Fork of the Brazos River Bridge. PM me from there. I can see it from my front porch. You’ll be in perfect Range.
It’ll be a chip shot, as you “Eggspurt” golfers like to say. Like I said. Anytime Scooter. So you're going to shoot me with your rifle, and kill me and not let me even come onto your place? I thought you could stomp my azz into the ground, so why do you need to kill me from long distance if you're the badazz you claim to be? What’s a chicken schitt little ElkTurdBurglar to do ??? Besides be a giant Pussy. You scared boy??? C’mone and enter the “domicile”. We’ll talk face to face about breaking all those made up laws you keep telling us about. Oh not scared, just waiting for you to post your exact address, so I can check if that place is in your name, PAUL. You said you're going to kill me before even getting on your place, and now you say I can enter your home. Which is it, and what's the legal address?
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Post the link. Not clicking on anything you link to. You realize that you could just hit "quote" and see that I linked to a thread on 24HC right????? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😁
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Oh, oh, cockwomble91 is on the rag & off her meds again !!  What Goalie posted is exactly what you typed Karen !
Paul.
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Oh, oh, cockwomble91 is on the rag & off her meds again !! What Goalie posted is exactly what you typed Karen ! Yeah, he can't even remember what he said. 😉
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Did he say which way far from stupid he meant ? 🤔 LOL!!
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